Well I Guess That’s Why They Called Him “Flipper”
But did they ingest the drugs on porpoise?
Report: Dolphins died of drug overdose after rave
Two dolphins at a Swiss theme park died after ingesting a heroin substitute around the same time as a weekend rave at the park last November, according to reports from Switzerland.
I don’t know, something about this story is a little fishy.
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June 5, 2012 12:33 pm
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Dolphins are mammals, so this can’t be fishy. Be glad I caught this, or everyone would sea right through you.
But maybe it wasn’t a heroin substitute; maybe the dolphins were hooked on sea weed.
Sea weed is how it starts. The next thing you know they’re mainlining herring.
or snorting cod.
Which leads to the inevitable interfintion.
The dolphin knew the cod thing was was going to be next. It didn’t see the inevitable interfintion though. They never do.
When you’ve got a cheap fish undershirt at your door, well that’s a poor tuna tee knocking!