Well, I Wish I Could Say I’m Surprised…

“Sorry, you’re worth less in bed than the average ($217.4819755171) person taking this quiz.”
bedroom toys

(h/t to Insta…I guess. Bastard.)
Heck, I’d still take the $980 and be happy, though…

17 Responses to “Well, I Wish I Could Say I’m Surprised…”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I accept PayPal.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Or used patio furniture.

  3. $1010/hr. I’ll bet it was the “bowling” answer that f*cked up my net worth.

  4. And you musta been lyin’ your ass off, Jeffy boy. We ALL know you’re a closet…bowler.

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Hey! What happened to my original comment? Is someone jealous of my value of $1,118? Or was it the blatant attempt at pimping myself?
    Or is this some oddball response of accessing this site from two different computers with completely different browsers?
    Enquiring minds want to know.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oops! Sorry…I got a little carried away cleaning out spam…

  7. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Well, in a matter of speaking, that was spam, Mr. B, if you consider the thread subject.

  8. Lisa says:

    I’m in the wrong business, apparently.

  9. WunderKraut says:

    Sounds about right.

  10. Gunslinger says:


    Yep, the bowling answer screwed me as well.

  11. Dave J says:

    $1010, but I didn’t say bowling.

  12. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Wow, Gunslinger, you’re below the Bingster. How sad is that?

  13. I’m in the wrong business, apparently.
    Bowling can help that, Lisa.

  14. Kcruella says:

    1040.00, no bowling. Maybe being tall helped

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