Well, This Is A Relief

Liza Minnelli says “I’m sick of sex!

She explains, “Look at my track record – I have good taste in friends and lousy taste in husbands.”

Which just once again shows the genius of Parker and Stone:

SATAN: What’s it like up on earth, Saddam? Tell me about it again.
SADDAM: Aw, let’s not talk. Let’s get busy!
SATAN: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long, until the sun came up. We would just lie in bed and…talk.
SADDAM: Well, yeah, ’cause I was still waitin’ to get you in bed, dummy!
SATAN: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I’m somebody else?
SADDAM: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who’m I gonna pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
SATAN: [walking away] SADDAM: Aw, don’t get all pissy.
SATAN: [sighing]

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