What Happens When Ken Goes Out For A Stroll
Proof that his exercise is bad for our health
MANCHESTER — – Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.
Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man’s car.
The Horror…
I would never wear a thong. I’d go commando.
And fake breasts? C’mon, I’m sure that Ken has manboobs.
Nah, too skinny for manboobs. No butt either. I’d make a pretty miserable transvestite.
You’d make a transvestite miserable? Wha???
America’s Next Top Model is never going to discover you that way, dude.
(BTW it cracks me up that the story was reported out of MAN-CHESTER.)
(That’s still better than Bangkok, Kate…)
You got me there, THS!!!