What Happens When Ken Goes Out For A Stroll

Proof that his exercise is bad for our health

MANCHESTER — – Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.
Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man’s car.

The Horror…

7 Responses to “What Happens When Ken Goes Out For A Stroll”

  1. I would never wear a thong. I’d go commando.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    And fake breasts? C’mon, I’m sure that Ken has manboobs.

  3. Nah, too skinny for manboobs. No butt either. I’d make a pretty miserable transvestite.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    You’d make a transvestite miserable? Wha???

  5. Kate P says:

    America’s Next Top Model is never going to discover you that way, dude.
    (BTW it cracks me up that the story was reported out of MAN-CHESTER.)

  6. (That’s still better than Bangkok, Kate…)

  7. Kate P says:

    You got me there, THS!!!

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