What I’m Drinking Tonight

Shaken, not stirred.
Gosh, what do you think, Suzette?

12 Responses to “What I’m Drinking Tonight”

  1. Suzette says:

    I think we may very well be in danger. Might have to have a restorative Malbec or two to set things right again.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m more worried about “Brown Fiji water.”
    I mean, yuck!

  3. Kate P says:

    I’ll bet it’s smoother than the Robitussin in my cup tonight.

  4. Cullen says:

    I think it’s brave of you to so flagrantly display your moonbattery there, Bing.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    My dirty secret is out, Cullen!

  6. nightfly says:

    Actually, his dirty little secret is that he mixes it with Dr Pepper.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    You know, the only soda I like is Dr. Pepper. I very very very rarely drink any (we’re talking schmaybe once every 3-4 months max), and in college I desperately wanted to find some alcohol that I could mix with it and not barf.
    And I failed miserably.
    Da’ Peppa’ stands alone!

  8. nightfly says:

    The old ad does call it “the most original soft drink ever in the whole wide world.”

  9. Kate P says:

    And none of that poser Mr. Pibb, either. That drove me out of the South for sure.

  10. Danny Barren says:

    You display one of the poorest tastes in choosing alcohol, particularly wine, I have ever witnessed. So tacky.
    Go back to drinking pop. You will not taste the difference, anyway. Mother Nature hasn’t provided you with taste buds in working condition anyway. I wonder what else she hasn’t provided you with… perhaps the ability to realize your contribution to the world is vapid ?

  11. Mr. Bingley says:

    Nope, not a pop drinker. So sorry, your Majesty. So to spare yourself further torment I would suggest you go somewhere else to sate your desire for rarefied heights.

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oh, and blow me, you pompous douchebag.

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