What? Is He Going to Assign Peas Police?

A cabbage constable?

“I want to look at it, I want to see the facts, I want to see where this vegetable garden is going…”

Glad they have the resources for that. Over the years, runaway vegetable thuggery across our borders has become a real problem. Next thing you know, the Asparagus Terrorist Foundation will be getting Stimulus funds for phoney garden operations and then…well…here we go again.

Via Instapundit.

categories Life, Nanny State | | datetime July 16, 2011 12:16 pm

5 Responses to “What? Is He Going to Assign Peas Police?”

  1. JeffS says:
    July 16, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    Wait. Don’t both Obama and Michelle want us to eat our vegetables?

    Oak Park officials are RAAAAACISTS!!!!!!!

  2. Yojimbo says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    This is just providing cover for Operation Fresh and Spurious.

  3. Gunslinger says:
    July 16, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    I’m glad to know that Oak Park MI is such a crime-free utopia that the city’s prosecutor can tackle those infernal renegade gardeners.

  4. tree hugging sister says:
    July 16, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    I’m sure they’ve had repeated reports of hoes on the property. I mean, THERE goes the frickin’ neighborhodd!

  5. ricki says:
    July 17, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Okay, so let me get this straight: On the one hand, we have the President and his wife finger-wagging at us to eat our vegetables…but when we try to grow our own, we run afoul of local authorities?

    Hm. How long before the federal takeover of the grocery stores?

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