What Is Your Battle Cry?

From Michele is a tool that will come up with the perfect battle cry for each of us…
(mine, as befits the battlelust-besodded fool that I am, is not PG rated…)

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the fields, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Mr. Bingley! And he gives a gutteral roar:

“I’m going to fuck you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!”

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categories Fun | | datetime July 14, 2005 7:59 pm

14 Responses to “What Is Your Battle Cry?”

  1. red says:
    July 14, 2005 at 9:19 pm

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. red says:
    July 14, 2005 at 9:20 pm

    Mine is (and it definitely isn’t as funny as yours – although I do love the mini-mall detail):
    Running on the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Red! And she gives an ominous scream:
    “I’m going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!”

  3. tree hugging sister says:
    July 14, 2005 at 9:29 pm

    ‘Gutteral’? Must be all that bowling as a child.

  4. tree hugging sister says:
    July 14, 2005 at 9:31 pm

    Oh well, shit, I knew what mine was…
    “Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the terrain! It is Tree Hugging Sister, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She roars homicidally:
    “I’m going to bruise you until your mortal mind doth snap!!!”

  5. tree hugging sister says:
    July 14, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    My honey’s…
    “Lo! Who is that, striding across the candy store! It is Major Dad, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
    “Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!”
    And my baby boy’s…
    “Sprinting across the wasteland, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Ebola! And he gives a cruel howl:
    “For the love of beatings, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!”
    Yeah, we bad!

  6. red says:
    July 14, 2005 at 9:34 pm

    A “jeweled meat hammer” hahahahah

  7. tree hugging sister says:
    July 14, 2005 at 9:38 pm

    You laugh now, oh flame haired bacon griller…prepare to meAt your doom!!!
    AH hahahahha!! Bwahahahaha!!!!

  8. Mr. Bingley says:
    July 15, 2005 at 12:19 am

    vorpal blade…bacon…grill..i like it, red!

  9. Mr. Bingley says:
    July 15, 2005 at 12:20 am

    Although it’s true, the ‘jeweled meat hammer’ is a tough act to beat.

  10. tree hugging sister says:
    July 15, 2005 at 12:22 am

    Especially when I wear heels.

  11. The Real JeffS says:
    July 15, 2005 at 1:37 am

    I like mine!
    “Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!”

  12. Gunslinger says:
    July 16, 2005 at 2:14 pm

    I borrowed mine from Pinhead of “Hellraiser” fame:
    “Your suffering will be legendary!”

  13. Gunslinger says:
    July 16, 2005 at 10:51 pm

    Scratch that, this IS my battlecry…
    Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Gunslinger, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:
    “In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!” 😀

  14. Nightfly says:
    July 19, 2005 at 10:21 am

    Nice warcry, but why would the javascript return “bladed baseball bat” for a cat named “Gunslinger”??
    I, on the other hand, got to wield a vorpal blade.

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