What Is Your Battle Cry?

From Michele is a tool that will come up with the perfect battle cry for each of us…
(mine, as befits the battlelust-besodded fool that I am, is not PG rated…)

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the fields, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Mr. Bingley! And he gives a gutteral roar:

“I’m going to fuck you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!”

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14 Responses to “What Is Your Battle Cry?”

  1. red says:


  2. red says:

    Mine is (and it definitely isn’t as funny as yours – although I do love the mini-mall detail):
    Running on the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Red! And she gives an ominous scream:
    “I’m going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!”

  3. ‘Gutteral’? Must be all that bowling as a child.

  4. Oh well, shit, I knew what mine was…
    “Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the terrain! It is Tree Hugging Sister, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She roars homicidally:
    “I’m going to bruise you until your mortal mind doth snap!!!”

  5. My honey’s…
    “Lo! Who is that, striding across the candy store! It is Major Dad, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
    “Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!”
    And my baby boy’s…
    “Sprinting across the wasteland, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Ebola! And he gives a cruel howl:
    “For the love of beatings, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!”
    Yeah, we bad!

  6. red says:

    A “jeweled meat hammer” hahahahah

  7. You laugh now, oh flame haired bacon griller…prepare to meAt your doom!!!
    AH hahahahha!! Bwahahahaha!!!!

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    vorpal blade…bacon…grill..i like it, red!

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    Although it’s true, the ‘jeweled meat hammer’ is a tough act to beat.

  10. Especially when I wear heels.

  11. The Real JeffS says:

    I like mine!
    Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!

  12. Gunslinger says:

    I borrowed mine from Pinhead of “Hellraiser” fame:
    “Your suffering will be legendary!”

  13. Gunslinger says:

    Scratch that, this IS my battlecry…
    Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Gunslinger, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:
    “In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!” 😀

  14. Nightfly says:

    Nice warcry, but why would the javascript return “bladed baseball bat” for a cat named “Gunslinger”??
    I, on the other hand, got to wield a vorpal blade.

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