What Took So Long?

I mean, really?

ths update: In the irony segment of our broadcast, The Present is now whining on the telly about “how long this birth certificate issue has been a “distraction” “.


And that he’s glad it’s over because he has more important things to do.

Today it’s three fundraisers and Oprah.

Again, thank YOU to every single idiot who voted for this guy.

18 Responses to “What Took So Long?”

  1. JeffS says:

    Whew! Now the chances that people might say “President Joe Biden” are greatly lowered.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    Why’s the paper so white? And is that Dan Rather’s signature on the bottom left?

    And I hate to tell you, but THEY DIDN’T HAVE THAT FONT IN…what was that year again?

  3. JeffS says:

    On a more serious note…..

    Yeah, seriously, WTF? Why so long? Did they just want to encourage this silly Birtherism trend? Or what?

    If Trump pushed O! into doing this, I suppose I must admit that Trump did some good. Now if he just STFU…..

  4. JeffS says:

    Heh! You forgot the “/Birther Fanatic” closing tag, Sis.

  5. Yojimbo says:

    I’m just happy that they were able to locate a manual typewriter after all these years. Those things must be very scarce these days somewhat like a muffler for a ’57 Chevy in Kuber.

  6. JeffS says:

    “Distraction” is right. As Ed Morrissey put it over Hot Air:

    “Now, maybe we can focus on all the ways Obama is failing as President.”

  7. Yojimbo says:

    The last thng we need right now is a Constitutional problem over something like this. He is enough of a problem all by his lonesome without this type of issue.

    The timing is interesting as we are just turning into the heart of the debt limit battle.

  8. ricki says:

    “Did they just want to encourage this silly Birtherism trend? ”

    In a word, yes. Anything they think they can use as a broad brush to tar their “enemies” with…so anyone who opposes his policies can be made to seem allied with the birthers.

    Now, can Donald Trump go away please?

  9. mojo says:

    “African” is not a race… It’s a point of origin. John Kerry’s moneybag is a Caucasian African, for example. And there are plenty of Asians living there.

  10. Yojimbo says:

    At his presser Obama indicated that we can’t be distracted by this stuff as we have too many serious issues to deal with. So he is now dealing with all of those serious issues by boarding his plane for Chicago to tape an Oprah show!

    With all of his handlers giving him advice he still falls into these incredible juxtapositions. It’s really hard to believe this just keep going.

  11. Syd B; says:

    Maybe now we can focus on the important unanswered question. Why does the man look like a reptile?

  12. Yojimbo says:

    Or maybe why he governs like a statist. Or maybe why the Chairman of the Fed is contradicting him on high oil prices, demand and supply versus speculators.

  13. tree hugging sister says:

    Or schmaybe why you all ask so damn many questions when you should just let him eat his waffle???!?!

  14. Hm…why does it look like that on the left side?

    And as to the timing…well, look at the polls where the independents and the democrats were starting to ask why he kept the BC locked up. It’s one thing to wig out the right and make them look like loons, and quite another to have the I’s and D’s ask the same questions.

    Another reason for the timing: to deflect from all the eff-ups this idiot has at his feet. Just think…we are all agog at the BC issue, and not taking notice of what the other hand is doing.

  15. greg newsom says:

    Why? Why? didn’t he he release this before.
    Very suspicious? What’s going on here.
    Thedre’s something here,I
    feel it in my bones.

  16. Gary from Jersey says:

    Greg, maybe he’s thinking Trump’s gonna want transcripts from Columbia, student aid records, articles he published in the Harvard Law journal and how he got into Pakistan in 1980 when American travel there was barred.

  17. Mr. Bingley says:

    Gary, I’m troubled by your lack of FAITH.

    He’s a Super Genius. He’s The One.

    We don’t need proof.

    Grades, papers, SATs…that’s racist talk. Sure, we saw Gore’s and McChimpyhitlerstein’s grades and transcripts, but we don’t need to see The One’s.

  18. Gary from Jersey says:

    Now that you’ve humbled me one more time, Mr. B., I better not mention the Kresko mortgage, Grove Parc Plaza or the tax returns. Because I’m a racist.

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