What Unspeakable
…EE-VILLE.
Gnome, gnome on derange.
It’s being called the “Gnomesville Massacre” and emergency workers in Western Australia are offering a reward for the capture of vandals who smashed their way through a local tourist attraction.
An unknown number of attackers lopped off the heads or smashed several dozen of the pot-bellied statues this week at Gnomesville, a collection of more than a 1,000 colorful characters deep in a forest south of Perth.
“We are incensed by the damage done to the gnomes and willing to pay a reward to catch the culprits,” State Emergency Service Volunteer Association President Phillip Petersen told Reuters.
Six orange-colored gnomes depicting emergency workers were among those destroyed, Petersen said, adding the reward was A$500 ($390).
The population of Gnomesville has grown from a handful of statues placed covertly in the forest a few years ago, making it a popular stop off for tour buses visiting nearby vineyards.
Look at those cheerful pudgy faces…::sob::…the BASTARDS.
I hope Tim hasn’t seen this yet, bless his tender heart. It’ll ruin his day. Global warming and polar bear gonads shrinking pale in comparison.
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January 25, 2007 9:32 am
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What did the Travelocity spokesman say?
What do you call 1000 smashed gnomes in a forest south of Perth?
A good start.
The first blow has been struck!
Death to the gnomes!
Don’t make me remind you of the flamingo menace of a few years ago…
ahem…
Those look like gnu gnomes, gnat old ones.
I blame Gnoam Chompsky.
ROFLMAO!
I wonder if the little @#%&ers would fit in a skeet thrower?
That’s a spot in severe need of a couple of men with automatic weapons.
“What do you mean? My gnomes loveme!…Pull!”
hehehe