What Unspeakable


Gnome, gnome on derange.
It’s being called the “Gnomesville Massacre” and emergency workers in Western Australia are offering a reward for the capture of vandals who smashed their way through a local tourist attraction.
An unknown number of attackers lopped off the heads or smashed several dozen of the pot-bellied statues this week at Gnomesville, a collection of more than a 1,000 colorful characters deep in a forest south of Perth.
“We are incensed by the damage done to the gnomes and willing to pay a reward to catch the culprits,” State Emergency Service Volunteer Association President Phillip Petersen told Reuters.
Six orange-colored gnomes depicting emergency workers were among those destroyed, Petersen said, adding the reward was A$500 ($390).
The population of Gnomesville has grown from a handful of statues placed covertly in the forest a few years ago, making it a popular stop off for tour buses visiting nearby vineyards.

Look at those cheerful pudgy faces…::sob::…the BASTARDS.
I hope Tim hasn’t seen this yet, bless his tender heart. It’ll ruin his day. Global warming and polar bear gonads shrinking pale in comparison.

9 Responses to “What Unspeakable”

  1. What did the Travelocity spokesman say?

  2. Mike Rentner says:

    What do you call 1000 smashed gnomes in a forest south of Perth?
    A good start.

  3. WunderKraut says:

    The first blow has been struck!
    Death to the gnomes!

  4. WunderKraut says:

    Don’t make me remind you of the flamingo menace of a few years ago…

  5. Rob says:

    Those look like gnu gnomes, gnat old ones.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    I blame Gnoam Chompsky.

  7. Gunslinger says:


  8. John says:

    I wonder if the little @#%&ers would fit in a skeet thrower?
    That’s a spot in severe need of a couple of men with automatic weapons.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    “What do you mean? My gnomes loveme!…Pull!”

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