Where’d She Hide The Loot?
I’m just, you know, curious
TAMPA – A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man’s home.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.
Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.
Sheriff’s office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating.
I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when the guy explained to his wife what happened…
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May 29, 2008 6:55 am
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the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean
Uh, maybe I’m naive, but wouldn’t the point of hiring a nude maid be to stand there and watch?
Karma is an awesome thing!
Also…where did she “stuff” said jewelry to make her getaway?
Two words: Beehive Hairdo.
(rolls eyes) You fellas have no imagination.
None whatsoever.
No, I have an over active imagination. Just ask my long suffering wife.
“I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when the guy explained to his wife what happened…”
I bet they are both missing jewels now.
Hm. Whenever something like this happens in Long Island, I hear about it… but Tampa?
Oh, Spider?
Hehe, good one, Dave.
Yeah, I wondered about the Spider’s role in this as well, ‘Fly.
I am a single guy. I know nothing of this marriage thing. Don’t all you married guys call the nude maid whne the wife is out of town?
I am a single guy. I know nothing of this marriage thing. Don’t all you married guys call the nude maid when the wife is out of town?
Yeah, leave us single guys out of this!
Unless you send the nekkid maid over here, of course. To avoid the Wrath Of The Wife, I mean. Thanks!
PS: Maybe she hid the booty in her booty.
Oh dear beloved Florida: how could I EVER dare dream of living anywhere else?! 🙂