Why, Zank You Doktor!
Tampa sets a reasonable police intervention standard for a festive occasion.
Interesting legal fact: To make an arrest for baring breasts for beads, police must have a complaint from someone who is offended.
Related fact: Almost no one ever complains.
I’m more interested in the Guiness sales stats. Now that’s impressive.
Well, if they need someone to act as an undercover agent to draw out these “breasts for beads” criminals, I’m the person they need!
But when it comes to female breasts, it takes a lot for me to be offended (think Code Pink). So it may be a while before an arrest is made. But I’ll work for beads and (Guiness) beer.
That’s our JeffS ~ always sacrificing himself for the cause! And at what they want for the Guiness, you’ll have to do quite a bit of work per pint, I’m thinking.
Quite a bit of work per pint? I think that I can deal with that……..