Word Of The Day

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a rather kinky sex position involving four people, two padded shovels, lots of pudding, and a few tazers.

Ruh-roh Shaggy!

16 Responses to “Word Of The Day”

  1. JeffS says:

    Is this a recommendation of some sort?

  2. Rob says:

    Make sure the shovels are padded, though. Yeah, don’t ask.

  3. BlackDog says:

    I prefer the St Elsewhere: leather sheets, rubber bands, and a bowling ball.

  4. David Crawford says:

    Bingley,

    I think it would be kinda fun to pack the urban dictionary full of totally fake sexual positions. It would require:

    A completely nonsensical name

    PLUS

    The number of people involved

    PLUS

    Three completely unrelated inantimate objects.

    (OTOH, knowing humanity, anything we made up would probably actually be some combination people are already doing.)

  5. Dr Alice says:

    The Texas Hold’Em.
    Five people.
    Cowboy boots, Jell-o, and feather pillows.

  6. David Crawford says:

    The South Dakota Slapdoodle.

    Six people (2 men, 3 women, 1 Thai ladyboy)

    Snow plow, large bowl of pancake mix, and beanbag chair.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    The Jersey Shore: 6 people, 5 cannolis and a tube of mousse.

  8. Gunslinger says:

    The Lambeau Leap: 11 people dressed in pleather pants, 4 footballs, 5 pounds of cheese curds and a whip.

  9. Rob says:

    The Pudge Special: 9 people, some dirt, pine tar, baby oil, and a catcher’s mitt.

  10. JeffS says:

    The Cascadia Cuddle:

    5 people (gender ratio variable), a case of canned whipped cream, plenty of jello shots (assorted flavors), and at least 2 vibrating massage beds.

  11. major dad says:

    Got any video?

  12. The Chilean can-can:

    33 miners, thirty two wives & 16 girl friends, a minimum of two ladyboys, a herd of alpacas,
    two gallons of grease & a marching band.

  13. Ave says:

    Fun things to do on Labor Day?

  14. Dr Alice says:

    Bingley, have you heard from THS? Has Pensacola been washed off the face of the earth?

  15. tree hugging sister says:

    HAH! HARDLY could Bingley swing such incredible luck, dear Dr. Alice, but thank you for your concern. We emerge blown to blustery bits, but unbowed!

  16. Larry says:

    Pudding? The Moron Lifestyle!

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