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a rather kinky sex position involving four people, two padded shovels, lots of pudding, and a few tazers.
Ruh-roh Shaggy!
a rather kinky sex position involving four people, two padded shovels, lots of pudding, and a few tazers.
Ruh-roh Shaggy!
Fun | Mr. Bingley | September 2, 2011 2:54 pm
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Is this a recommendation of some sort?
Make sure the shovels are padded, though. Yeah, don’t ask.
I prefer the St Elsewhere: leather sheets, rubber bands, and a bowling ball.
Bingley,
I think it would be kinda fun to pack the urban dictionary full of totally fake sexual positions. It would require:
A completely nonsensical name
PLUS
The number of people involved
PLUS
Three completely unrelated inantimate objects.
(OTOH, knowing humanity, anything we made up would probably actually be some combination people are already doing.)
The Texas Hold’Em.
Five people.
Cowboy boots, Jell-o, and feather pillows.
The South Dakota Slapdoodle.
Six people (2 men, 3 women, 1 Thai ladyboy)
Snow plow, large bowl of pancake mix, and beanbag chair.
The Jersey Shore: 6 people, 5 cannolis and a tube of mousse.
The Lambeau Leap: 11 people dressed in pleather pants, 4 footballs, 5 pounds of cheese curds and a whip.
The Pudge Special: 9 people, some dirt, pine tar, baby oil, and a catcher’s mitt.
The Cascadia Cuddle:
5 people (gender ratio variable), a case of canned whipped cream, plenty of jello shots (assorted flavors), and at least 2 vibrating massage beds.
Got any video?
The Chilean can-can:
33 miners, thirty two wives & 16 girl friends, a minimum of two ladyboys, a herd of alpacas,
two gallons of grease & a marching band.
Fun things to do on Labor Day?
Bingley, have you heard from THS? Has Pensacola been washed off the face of the earth?
HAH! HARDLY could Bingley swing such incredible luck, dear Dr. Alice, but thank you for your concern. We emerge blown to blustery bits, but unbowed!
Pudding? The Moron Lifestyle!