You Always Wanted to Open That Little Greasy Spoon

Bingley’s Belchin’ Beer, Bait ‘n Biscuit Bar

I know. Dreams. They’re what America’s made of.

Or used to be…

9 Responses to “You Always Wanted to Open That Little Greasy Spoon”

  1. Wow…color me oh, so very shocked to hear California has such difficult laws….

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    And…um…SHOCKED that Texas doesn’t, right? {8^P

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’ve never sold bait, Sis.


  4. JeffS says:

    You’ve never fished using beer nuts? That’s a sheltered life you live there.

  5. Dr Alice says:

    Not much I can say except it’s all true. Sometimes I wonder how much longer I’m going to have a job here.

    Bingley, do you have any openings for a floor mopper in that bar of yours?

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    Doc, I figured we’d keep you near the bar, since all the Docs from out West I’ve ever seen are very adept at pulling corks out of whiskey bottles with their teeth and pouring goodly-sized medicinal “potions” for their charges.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    That’s a valuable skill I don’t aim to let go to waste!

  8. Dr Alice says:

    I’ll start practicing now.

    I always wanted to learn how to slice the cork of a champagne bottle with a saber, too.

  9. Kathy Kinsley says:

    I think I’d use a wakizashi for slicing corks. Also, I might add, please remove cork from bottle before practice. For the benefit of those watching the practice…

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