You Can Try to Pry My FishStick From My Cold, Dead Fingers

…but you jack with my middle-schooler and I might just resort to violence, you f*ckin’ loons.

Animal rights group to protest fish-eaters at Brown-Barge Middle
…Immediately after school, at least two representatives of PETA’s national office in Virginia will stand outside the school — one wearing a fish costume — hoping to pass out literature and “Fish Flakes” trading cards aimed at scaring children off fish.
The “Fish Flakes” cards show cartoon renditions of children who experience a whole range of traumas after eating fish.

Or a WHOPPER of a lawsuit for traumatizing my kid. Maybe we could ward them off with some Molotov-Salmon-Sodas? At the very least, some serious Fish Slapping is in order.

3 Responses to “You Can Try to Pry My FishStick From My Cold, Dead Fingers”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    I assume my “free speech” rights include introducing these cretins’ kids to burgers and venison.

  2. kcruella says:

    I’d like to see PETA try and keep sushi from my 6 ft little ray of sunshine

  3. Nightfly says:

    But will they dress up as bottles of Jones Soda?

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