You Know the Ad With the Pony?

The one where the brunette, first little girl gets a plastic one, while the BLONDE gets a real, silky one?

That happens more often than you would think.

John Edwards will move the mother of his love child into his North Carolina neighborhood so he can help raise their 18-month-old baby, the National Enquirer reported Wednesday.

The Enquirer also reported that Elizabeth Edwards, who is stricken with cancer, was furious when her husband told her of his parenting plans.

If I were Elizabeth, I’d be, like, “You can KEEP the real one. I’ll take a BIG FAT check, the house and whatever else I figure me ‘n the kids need.” Grow a pair, girlfriend. You been had.

5 Responses to “You Know the Ad With the Pony?”

  1. JeffS says:

    That’s chutzpah. I hope Elizabeth takes him to the cleaners.

  2. Skyler says:

    Edwards is a slime ball.

    But let’s stay on the subject.

    Courts prefer parents to be near each other for the benefit of the children. He will be probably required to spend time with the child. In order to have her be in the local area, she would need a residence there. I’m betting a court wouldn’t hesitate to make a multibillionaire pay for her residence for the good of the child.

    What is equally slimy is that the mother also hid his paternity for quite a while. I think the nation was spared a slime ball as president.

    But only to get a marxist, instead.

  3. JeffS says:

    Yep, we dodged one bullet, but got hit by another.

  4. ricki says:

    I wonder what the ad with the kid and the toy truck (“It’s a piece of JUNK!”) is metaphorical for? The GM deal?

  5. Gary from Jersey says:

    Have Jesse Jackson’s love child move in and we have the makings of a really fine reality show on Bravo.

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