You Know These Guys

…were talkin’ sh*t.

Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.
…Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the Zacatras prison, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. The phones were relatively small – about as long as an adult forefinger.
Authorities also found nine cell phone chips, each slightly larger than a fingernail, and one charger.

So what’s to stop Ali Blabla (intent on blowing up an airliner, etc.) from being anal retentive, too?

23 Responses to “You Know These Guys”

  1. complete with a charger and data chips
    I’d make a joke about where they plug it in but I think that joke’s been pre-empted.

  2. And I have to assume they got the idea from Papillon.

  3. [From the Mad Magazine satire of Pappillon]
    “And I want the money washed. I know where you keep it.”

  4. [Four posts in a row. I’m on a roll]
    Yeah, I know it’s “Papillon”. My typing degrades after a few beers.

  5. But at least I spelled it right the first time.

  6. What would you do without people like me who keep making ridiculous comments for no apparent reason?

  7. What would you do without people like me
    Be flush with success.

  8. Gunslinger says:

    So, did they keep the ringers on or put them on vibrate?
    (somebody had to ask)

  9. Vibrate would serve a dual purpose.

  10. Dave E. says:

    Can you hear me now?

  11. (I’m not sure anyone’d want to be part of that network…)

  12. John says:

    Hey, at least it wasn’t the hand grenade this time…

  13. The_Real_JeffS says:

    This gives new meaning to the term, “Buzz me!”

  14. Dave E. says:

    Trust me THS, many have, if not exactly that context.

  15. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hmmm, so that’s why the prison phone sex hotline number Ken gives me just ring and ring and ring…

  16. It could certainly save you from messy prison emotional entanglements. No longer a need for:
    “Bingley? If we was in prison you’d be MY bitch.”
    “Well, thank you for the offer, Billy Ray, but I got it covered.”

  17. :
    It needed to be said. Of course, if one of those devices were to short-circuit, it might be

  18. Yeah, I just pulled that joke out of my ass.

  19. Crusader says:

    Did the phones still work, or had they rectum?

  20. Butt I can’t answer that!!

  21. Mr. Bingley says:

    I guess they wanted to keep colon their friends.

  22. Still, you have to admire the intestinal fortitude. It takes a lot of guts to walk around with electronics in your guts. Anal two ways about it.

  23. Nightfly says:

    I carried that uncomfortable hunk of metal, up my ass, for two years… and now, I’m giving it, to you.

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