Teach Seals Not To Rape

Every time I think about our government I feel like a penguin

Things are heating up in the cold climes of the sub-Antarctic. On a remote, and mostly desolate island, seals have been caught engaging in an extreme form of sexual behaviour.

Specifically, they have been trying to have sex with penguins.

More than one fur seal has been caught in the act, on more than one occasion.
And it’s all been captured on film, with details being published in the journal Polar Biology.

The video, well, you have been warned…

Constitution? Separation Of Powers?

What a pathetic joke.

What’d Obama Call Him?

“Some advisor who never worked on our staff”? Right after ~ of COURSE ~ he’d “just heard about this.

I think we need to have the Prezzle checked out for a bump on the head à la Hilary’s forgetful spells…

Schmaybe he took a tumble doing all that bowing overseas.

If We Use the WayBack Machine, You’ll Remember…

…he was mouthing constitutional platitudes as his excuses then.

…”From ’08 to 2010, [Obama] had the House, the Senate, and the White House,” Gowdy said to several reporters on Capitol Hill on Friday, “and he didn’t do a damn thing about immigration reform, so if he could take two years to do nothing, I would think he could give this new Congress maybe three months? Six months?”

No, Sorry CNN

You didn’t get pasted in the mid-terms because of Freemasons sharing information on Twitter for god’s sake

Washington (CNN) — Republicans and outside groups used anonymous Twitter accounts to share internal polling data ahead of the midterm elections, CNN has learned, a practice that raises questions about whether they violated campaign finance laws that prohibit coordination.
The Twitter accounts were hidden in plain sight. The profiles were publicly available but meaningless without knowledge of how to find them and decode the information, according to a source with knowledge of the activities.
The practice is the latest effort in the quest by political operatives to exploit the murky world of campaign finance laws at a time when limits on spending in politics are eroding and regulators are being defanged.

I find it so pathetic that the Dems are so up in arms that the polls they commissioned and took ahead of the election were wrong…the polls, mind you, not, say, their awful policies.

But yes, of course, so now the rallying cry will be “Government control of da Interwebz is needed to keep us Free!”

“Don’t Cry”

“Obama will still give you free condoms.”

Wabs Are Just The Bestest

I admit it, this (via Ace) brought back memories and I cried. But what a schweet fun loving boy!

The full-bore belly giggles from the child are priceless.

Duncan Hunter Eats Chuck Hagel

…alive.

Thanks to Ebola for the find.

Had Some Wet Snow Last Night

Very very nice to see.

I lurves me some Winter.

BREAKING NEWS

Shame it didn’t have a remote start feature…

Some Things in France Don’t Change

Somebody’s pet gets loose near EuroDisney…

Town: Tiger on loose spotted near Disneyland Paris

PARIS (AP) — French police are using a helicopter to search for a young tiger which was said to be on the loose near Disneyland Paris.

…Town authorities said in a statement that police and rescue squads are on the scene and had roped off a security perimeter.

…and then it all goes Medieval.

…In addition to the helicopter, police have drafted in a wolf-catcher to aid in the search, Seine-et-Marne authorities said.

Ten Degrees On Mt. Washington This Morning

Damn.

Time to break out the wool boxers.

Mort Would KICK. My. Ass.

But she’d look like Gandalf!

Maybe if I approach it from that angle…

“Off the Cuff” and “Inappropriate”

So ignore that shit I said about y’all being dumbasses, ’cause I never meant it.

‘Til I said it again…

What a Beautiful

…mystery.

Some of Hugh Magnum’s pictures can be seen here.

Just stunning.

Armistice Day

That whole “War-To-End-All-Wars” stuff sadly never really seems to work out, does it?

sommebodylovesme

Happy 239th Birthday to My Beloved…

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS!


~ Our Gramps

OO-RAH and Semper Fi!

ths update: I thought I’d run the finest commercial EVER made past you all again as well. Brings tears to my eyes EVERY time.

Exactly. How I LOVE my Marine Corps.

Don’t Tell Sis

The excitement might be too much for her.

A Proper Lunch

Bacon, eggs, and coffee

satbreak

Damn it was yummy…

39 Years Ago The Gales Of November Came Early

Ha!

I just lurve it when some Show-Boater gets their comeuppance.

It’s Only Taken Six Years

and trillions of dollars in debt and god only knows the damage done by the unconstitutional diktats and social/economic/racial polarizing but at last the Press is finally kinda sorta maybe getting the idea that this White House is full of shit

Thanks for doing your job, guys.

Insta Down?

Oh Noessss!

A Good Night

Now just don’t blow it.

Oh and The One’s presser this afternoon aught to be an exquisite example of petulance.

Update:

I really do have to put this up

Yummy yummy!

Updated Update:

Ah, sweet sweet deliciousness from the Guardian

Democrats have suffered a crushing political defeat in the US midterm elections, losing control of the Senate, with their Republican opponents on the verge of securing their largest majority in the House of Representatives since the 1940s.

President Barack Obama’s party awoke on Wednesday to the political equivalent of a pounding hangover; a wave of defeats more numerous and deeper than many Democrats had feared.

Republicans gained at least seven Senate seats from Democrats, cementing the GOP’s power base on Capitol Hill and boosting the party’s standing before the 2016 presidential elections.

On a night of few positives for Democrats, Republicans also outperformed them in most of the 36 governors’ races, clinching stunning victories in Democratic strongholds including Massachusetts, Maryland and Illinois.

“This is ugly,” one top Democrat involved in the party’s election strategy told the Guardian in the early hours of Wednesday morning. “It is so much worse than we expected.”

The defeat is a major blow to the president, whose low approval ratings contributed heavily to his party’s electoral drubbing. Obama, an already isolated and unpopular president, must now see out his remaining two years in the White House with his Republican opponents controlling both branches of Congress.

The extent of the rout will also be a cause for concern for Hillary Clinton, the heir-apparent for the Democratic presidential nomination, who, along with her husband, former president Bill Clinton, stumped for several of the party’s Senate candidates who lost badly.

Election Day

Get out and vote.

It matters, we need to get beyond the margin of fraud.

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