Happy New Year’s Eve!

You’ll notice I’ve written zilch on the douches in D.C.

I’m keeping it that way.

Asshats.

ths update QUICK! Change your TV channels…to HGTV or something.

You’ll NEVER GUESS who is swallowing yet more GREAT GULPS of airtime acting like the sole adult in the room, while blaming everyone and El Niño for his total lack of competence.

Chancy’s Girl WINS the FIGGY PUDDING for Identifying the Mystery Bird

She sends:

“I am assured that it is Scaly-breasted Munia, sometimes known as the “Cinnamon Mannikin”, a popular bird in pet stores and amongst bird fanciers…”

And indeed it is so.

It seems there’s an escapee colony taken up residence in South Florida, and either three stout companions got drunk on fermented berries and flew NORTH for the winter, or they’re as sick of the traffic in Tampa as anyone else and just want OUT.

But BRAVO YOU, CG!! And thanks loads!

How ‘BOUT That Pensacola Shout Out on the Sunday Night Game Last Night?!?!?!

Whoa, DAWG and yeah buddy! All over for me when that map hit the screen.

The Redskins ~ meaning RGIII and OUR PENSACOLA HOMETOWN BOY, Alfred Morris (WOOT!WOOT!) ~ weren’t too shabby their ownselves, neither, of course… :)

…Certainly, Sunday night was mostly about the new. Morris had touchdown runs of 1, 17 and 32 yards and was so dominant that the Cowboys – missing their five best run defenders due to injuries – fell hook, line and sinker nearly every time the Redskins faked the ball to him. He finished with 1,613 yards for the year, topping Clinton Portis’ 1,516 in 2005.

“I’ll tell you what: Alfred Morris became a star tonight,” Redskins tight end Chris Cooley said. “He deserved it. He’s a phenomenal football player.”

To which Morris answered: “I’m never a star. I’ll never be a star. Other people might think I’m a star, but I’m just Alfred.

Surrender, Yes They Will Probably Surrender

Accept higher taxes, higher government spending (of course) and some vague promise to cut spending “in the future.”

What a pathetic bunch.

There Should Be Mandatory Background Checks To Obtain Handguns…

Via cop wrestling

GLOUCESTER TWP., N.J. -
Three officers were shot Friday morning inside the Gloucester Township Police Station, and the suspected shooter has been shot and killed, officials say.

One male officer was shot twice, including once in the abdomen below his bullet-proof vest. He underwent surgery but is now out and reported to be in stable condition at Cooper University Hospital.

Injuries to the other two officers, a man and a woman, were said to be “very minor,” according to police. A hospital spokeswoman said they were being discharged Friday morning.

Police said the shooting occurred around 5:30 a.m. when a suspect, who was under arrest in connection with a domestic violence-related incident, got into as violent struggle with officers at the station.

The suspect “obtained a firearm” during the struggle, police said. Officers then returned fire, killing the suspect.

I demand a Federal Wrestling Cooling Off Period.

Spam Of The Day

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on therange.Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldnt believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of tows mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, Its a miracle!Not really, said the cow. Your name is written inside the cover.

General Schwarzkopf Is Gone

Hard to imagine someone so much larger than life, who slipped so gracefully from life’s spotlight and did so gladly.

What a man.

Quote Of The Day II

A rather revealing statement from Hawaii Governor Abercrombie

“Of course Senator Inouye’s views and his wishes were taken into account fully,” Abercrombie said. “But the charge of the central committee and by extension then myself as governor, was to act in the overall best interest of this party.

Of course the best interest of the Party trumps the best interest of the People of his state.

Quote Of The Day

The suggestion that his interest in female footwear could have been of a sexual nature, was not unusual, Dr Wilcox observed.

Uh-huh.

This Is Halloween Christmas

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Oh, Whoop Dee F*ckin’

doo.

Obama Cuts Vacation Short to Deal With Fiscal Crisis

Now we can make believe he’s your hero and mine, riding his Big Kahuna Wave to the rescue.

Gag me with a spoon.

It Was Rockin’ and Rollin’ Around Here Last Night

Over in Mobile, the shots were camera worthy… O_o

Amazingly enough, no one even hurt and only some random structural damage to buildings along the path as that massive tornado skoots its way through DOWNTOWN.

It’s Best Not To Ask…

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Just eat.

Trust me.

A Joyful And Merry Christmas

May your day, and indeed all your days, be filled with Peace and Love

Judging by the Blue Cloud Hanging Over Our Foyer From Ebola’s First Christmas Eve Bicycle Put-Together As a Parent

…all is right with the world, at least for this blessed eve.

Stay safe, dear ones, wherever you are.

God bless you and yours, every one.

I Hope This Isn’t An Omen

Like everything else in the West, the QE2 has been sold to the Chinese for scrap

The QE2 is set to be sold as scrap to the Chinese for £20m.
The move follows the failure of a after a last minute bid to bring it back to the famous cruise liner back to Britain as a five-star floating hotel.
The iconic ocean liner – which also served as a troop carrier during the Falklands – has been moored in a commercial port in Dubai since it was sold for £64m in 2008.

Charles’ dreams may yet come true.

Your Swilling Assignment for Christmas Eve?

Name the species of this frickety fracking bird!

He and two of his mousy brown backed, white breasted (with immaculate black scallop edged feather detail) buddies showed up at the feeder this afternoon, and I’ll be damned if I can find them on any of the birding sites.

We’re stumped. And Crusader’s already slung the “yella bellied sapsucker”, so don’t even GO there.

A figgy pudding for the right answer!

Oh, I Suppose They’d Just Be Mean Old White Folks Tormenting Her

…if the fellas whose LIVES SHE RUINED tried to collect on the LEGAL JUDGEMENT SHE STILL OWES one of them.

Before she lit out after lying about the rape and all, you know.

Tawana Brawley found living in Virginia under alias 25 years after rape hoax

Tawana Brawley is living in Virginia under a new name, still owing money to a New York lawyer she accused of raping her 25 years ago, the New York Post reports.
The Post reported Sunday that the 40-year-old Brawley lives in Hopewell, Va., has a young daughter and works as a nurse in Richmond, Va.
Brawley was 15 and living in Wappingers Falls, N.Y. when she said six white law enforcement officials abducted and raped her. Brawley is black.
The allegations spurred a national racial controversy before a grand jury decided they were false.
The Post says Brawley never paid a $190,000 defamation judgment owed to one man she accused.

Of course, she doesn’t want to talk about it now

Schmaybe someone should ask that fat, lying sack-of-shit over her right shoulder there about what HE has to say now, eh? Considering she was 15 when she brought the false accusations, I’ll bet he had plenty of advice off-camera.

This

So now that there is a new tragedy the president wants to have a “national conversation on guns”. Here’s the thing. Until this national conversation is willing to entertain allowing teachers to carry concealed weapons, then it isn’t a conversation at all, it is a lecture.

…The single best way to respond to a mass shooter is with an immediate, violent response. The vast majority of the time, as soon as a mass shooter meets serious resistance, it bursts their fantasy world bubble. Then they kill themselves or surrender. This has happened over and over again.

Read the whole thing.

I mean it, it is the best post I have seen on this issue. Memorize it.

December 18th, 5:30 AM

New WTC in Holiday Mode

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BREAKING NEWS

Woke up this morning.

Now, I had kind of a clue this would happen when the Philippines snuck by alright yesterday afternoon, since IT’S A DAY AHEAD THERE. I thought, “Hey! Wait a minute!” The only thing that would mess that up was the world ending in a Mayan-specific time zone and I just couldn’t see it being all that neat a deal, you know?

Right again.

World Ends

Film at 11.

I’ve Been Naughty for Not Posting Very Much

Retail’s a BITCH this time of year, lemme tell ya.

So I’ll be NICE and give you two cheerful videos to make you smile. The first has a bit of spontaneous language warning attached…

…while the second has no redemptive social value or message at all.

Just a damn cool dog.

Fast And Furious Gets Curious And Curiouser

And thank God there’s at least one member of the MSM who is actually doing her job

CBS News has learned that two guns found in the area of a recent Mexican drug cartel shootout have been linked to Fast and Furious: One trafficked by a suspect in the case, and the other purchased by a federal agent.

Obama’s DOJ has killed more people in 4 years than mass shooters in the US have in, what, 50 years?

“Swedish Teens Riot”

The Swedes I remember from the 80s would never riot over this, but looking at the pictures my guess is the “Swedish youths” rioting aren’t your traditional Swedes.

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