I…

…AM the winner. And Bingley is the loser we all know him to be.
Ah-hahahahaha! Ah-hahahahaha!
Diptera ex tenebris once again displays his remarkable good taste and exquisite sense of humor. I thank him and the academy.
And Bingley lost. Bingley’s a loser. Bingley. Didn’t. Win.
UPDATE:

los·er/’lü-z&r/noun
1 : one that loses especially consistently
2 : one who is incompetent or unable to succeed; also : something doomed to fail or disappoint; see: Bingley

5 Responses to “I…”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   July 27, 2005 at 12:21 pm

   Brown-nosing kiss-ass.
   My offering not only is a good word of Old Norse stock (mathkr a worm) but it also has LOTR connections as well as its modern meaning “the larva of a fly”. But noooo, take the sissy latin word. See if I care.
   Here’s some latin for yah: Putius Thyus Lipsuoles Uponious The Glutious Maximus Rearendus Meus.

2. Nightfly says:

   July 27, 2005 at 1:21 pm

   I am Glutious Maximus –
   Father to a fried computer,
   Husband to a broken printer –
   And I shall have my vengeance!

3. tree hugging sister says:

   July 27, 2005 at 2:05 pm

   Way to tell the LOSER off, Diptera!
   By the way ~ Binglius est pissium whinaerious puella loseroid. Had you heard?

4. WunderKraut says:

   July 27, 2005 at 3:16 pm

   Geeks! The whole lot of you!
   I hope for Mr. Bingley’s sake, THS is a relative. I can forgive such gloating within the family, but outside….tsk tsk tsk….can’t we all get along…
   Oh yeah, I GOT AN HONORABLE MENTION on last weeks Willisms caption contest…how did you guys place? Oh yeah, you didn’t!! Losers!!!!
   🙂

5. tree hugging sister says:

   July 27, 2005 at 3:28 pm

   No we can’t. And yes he’s my LOSER brother and more pity me.
   If I’da know’d about the contest, I woulda kicked YOUR ass, too!!
   [cue: maniacal laughter track]