Breaking News: Christmas Almost Cancelled

I was just out walking on Water Street, getting some grub, and I saw Santa darn near get run over while he was jaywalking.
That’s why he needs the reindeer to lead him around; dang fool is blind as a bat.
*thanks for the correction, John!

3 Responses to “Breaking News: Christmas Almost Cancelled”

1. John says:

   December 14, 2005 at 1:18 pm

   did you mean “I saw Santa”?

2. Mr. Bingley says:

   December 14, 2005 at 2:01 pm

   Oops! Thanks John. My heart was still in such a flutter that I forgot that little part of the story…
   minor detail, really.

3. tree hugging sister says:

   December 14, 2005 at 2:45 pm

   He needs to steer clear of the glögg.