Breaking News: Christmas Almost Cancelled

I was just out walking on Water Street, getting some grub, and I saw Santa darn near get run over while he was jaywalking.
That’s why he needs the reindeer to lead him around; dang fool is blind as a bat.
*thanks for the correction, John!

3 Responses to “Breaking News: Christmas Almost Cancelled”

  1. John says:

    did you mean “I saw Santa”?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oops! Thanks John. My heart was still in such a flutter that I forgot that little part of the story…
    minor detail, really.

  3. He needs to steer clear of the glögg.

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