Hey Major Dad

I just shot an 84. And I was playing off of a 22 handicap.
Do you have any6 idea how much moiney I made?
And How pissed off some people are at me?\\
Oh, and I guess I drank too much at dinner.

6 Responses to “Hey Major Dad”

  1. Major Dad says:

    I apologise to all the faithful readers of this blog for Bingley’s bravado. Bingley is bragging about shooting an 84 from the women’s tees on a par 60 course. His insecurities are readily evident; trying to brag to his brother-in-law (who is recovering from shoulder surgery) about his golf prowess is typical of the East Coast pencil neck. I, as you all are witness, will kick his ass at the next real meeting on the links. He will be buying all the beers or martinis as a result.

  2. Ken Summers says:

    But what did he shoot on the second hole?

  3. Cullen says:

    But what did he shoot on the second hole?
    Fantastic. I was thinking it was on a par 3 course, myself.

  4. WunderKraut says:

    When I play, people ask me what I shot. I always tell them I shot a 90. They are all ready to high five me and pat me on the back when I say, “Yeah, I shot a 90, on the front 9.”
    Sad, but not far from the truth.

  5. Crusader says:

    Oh gawd, and I have to put up with the golf stuff over the weekend. Hopefully another b-i-l will be able to play a few rounds with him Sunday.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    Major Dad’s just jealous because I made the putt through the windmill that he always misses.

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