It’s Gonna Be a Long, Hot Summer

First: The hair ~ it wasn’t Bigfoot, barefoot or even ‘my left foot’; it was four hooves.

Bison, not Bigfoot, stomped through Canada
DNA test of hair sample shows it came from bison, not Sasquatch

Second: The other hair ~ it wasn’t Natalee Holloway’s. There goes any chance of Greta Van Sustern reporting like, real news.

FBI: Hair found in Aruba is not Holloway’s
Focus on pond and landfill in search for missing American teen

Just at it’s bleakest moment, someone thinks to send a little humor our way:

Question: What is a sonofabitch, exactly?

Yup. That would be the guy. And we all know at least one…
Thank God.

3 Responses to “It’s Gonna Be a Long, Hot Summer”

1. Rob says:

   July 30, 2005 at 10:38 pm

   I’m a little slow. I had to look at that picture several times over the course of a couple of days before I figured out what the guy behind him was doing.

2. The Real JeffS says:

   July 31, 2005 at 9:54 am

   Heh heh heh!!!!!!

3. Dave J says:

   July 31, 2005 at 2:54 pm

   I’ve seen it before, but it doesn’t get old. At least not so far.