Kate, Stick With The Coke. Trust Me On This One.

Coke is much better for your health and finances than these idjits:

“Scientology has become quite proactive in reaching out to people,” says the source. “Kate is a woman who needs help {and her bank accoount is still flush – Ed.} and Scientology feels that they can steer her in the right direction.”

6 Responses to “Kate, Stick With The Coke. Trust Me On This One.”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 22, 2005 at 12:18 pm

   accoount?
   Too much bork-bork-bork…

2. Nightfly says:

   September 22, 2005 at 12:46 pm

   Her account is so flush it needs extra letters.
   BTW, what was up with the Jen Hewitt bit? Messenger dragonflies? Are they all that vapid and goofy? Yikes.

3. Cullen says:

   September 22, 2005 at 12:52 pm

   Damn clams.

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 22, 2005 at 1:01 pm

   Yeah, I was wondering about that too, ‘Fly. Very, very vaporous between her ears, evidently.

5. Ken Summers says:

   September 22, 2005 at 1:17 pm

   Kate Moss? Isn’t she the one that refers to Calista Flockhart as “the fat chick”?

6. Nightfly says:

   September 22, 2005 at 3:42 pm

   Lucky for Hewitt that her career isn’t between her ears…
   Heheheheh, Ken. (Poor Calista isn’t even the most popular living actor from RUTGERS.)