Kate, Stick With The Coke. Trust Me On This One.

Coke is much better for your health and finances than these idjits:

“Scientology has become quite proactive in reaching out to people,” says the source. “Kate is a woman who needs help {and her bank accoount is still flush – Ed.} and Scientology feels that they can steer her in the right direction.”

6 Responses to “Kate, Stick With The Coke. Trust Me On This One.”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Too much bork-bork-bork…

  2. Nightfly says:

    Her account is so flush it needs extra letters.
    BTW, what was up with the Jen Hewitt bit? Messenger dragonflies? Are they all that vapid and goofy? Yikes.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Yeah, I was wondering about that too, ‘Fly. Very, very vaporous between her ears, evidently.

  4. Ken Summers says:

    Kate Moss? Isn’t she the one that refers to Calista Flockhart as “the fat chick”?

  5. Nightfly says:

    Lucky for Hewitt that her career isn’t between her ears…
    Heheheheh, Ken. (Poor Calista isn’t even the most popular living actor from RUTGERS.)

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