Lileks Defines “oil”

Oil is God’s way of saying “your house should be warm in winter and fresh green produce should be available in February, and never mind the birds. Oh look! I just made another billion birds! Like that! Because I can! So shut up and go drive somewhere. Floor it! I command you!”

Works for me!

One Response to “Lileks Defines “oil””

1. tree hugging sister says:

   January 11, 2006 at 3:35 pm

   Environmental fascist. I’m putting on my nutria suit and heading over to Jackson Square.