Looking For The Perfect Gift For The Little Woman?
How about an 8’x 4 1/2′ abstract painting of a Feminine Naughty Bit*?
I didn’t think so.
*Edited for the tender dispositions of some of our faint-hearted contributors.
Littrachure | Crusader | 
August 22, 2005 2:53 pm
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(Did YOU just put the V Word on the front of this tasteful and V-word, P-word AND C-word free blog zone???
DID YOU??)
aaarrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait a minute! Twennyfivehunnert BUCKS for that?? Oh please, people, buy my paintings. They’re a lot less expensive AND can go over the dining room table in a house with minor children.
Plus, I’m so damn nice.
It’s a nice word.
Wholesome.
This is a v-word, p-word, c-word free zone? THS, is there something about you we should know? 😉
Seriously though that’s just a piece of …
The only prohibition is the c-word.
She’s just a pussy about the word vagina on the front.
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!, you BASTARD!!!
And this is exactly why they don’t allow most people to use eBay at work…
over $5000 now.
$5000? Jeez, I can fine better porn online for free.
Have you checked what kind of trendy wanna be goobers are bidding on it? Bunch of contemporary artists and interior decorator types. Gads. All SITC wannabes.
And that would be $6240 sumthin now.
THS, you’ll be proud of me. In my only post to mention the [you know what] Monologues, I did not once use the v-word. However, I did use it in this one.
BLECH!!! and BLECH AGAIN!!
Yes I would be proud of you for abstaining, but you went and quoted that daffy bitch anyway! Why aren’t these same female organ cleverists talking about what the constitution in Iraq is going to do to the female organs of their Iraqi sisters? Ya know why? Cause it takes a whole lot less effort to sit in the Village, get drunk and opine to similarly stoned, over educated morons, because everyone thinks you’re a genius that way, then hold an outraged press conference to keep the pressure on the administration because they’ve already shot any credibility they had with anyone but Katie Couric. (breath). A cafe society of enablers. Who then paint and purchase similarly vapid, tasteless work to prove how liberated and cutting edgey angry they are.
If it will make you happy Sis I will not use the v-word again. From now on I will refer to it as the Courtney Love.
Is this acceptable?
(reposted from the other thread because I am a goober)
$8500
(that’s a given)
She’s almost as tasteless and revolting as the picture, but it’s acceptable.
This doesn’t even begin to plumb the depths of tastelessness. There’s more than one V word, you know.
Oh, Suzette! ICK, you’re right. I forgot. Blech and blech again, plus I’m equally sure there’s a painting somewhere. Or will be as soon as they see what this one’s going for.
There’s more than one V word, you know.
There is?
Don’t you women ever think of anything else?
SEVENTEENthousanddollahs now.
SE
VEN
TEEN
You done been out bid, brother Bingley.
One of the funniest comments of the year over at Suzette’s place.
Oh, so that’s the other V-word.
I thought it was ‘volvo’.
Geesh, 17,000 clams for that.
Amazing.
YOU
are
a
puerco GORDO!!!
See. I was thinking vasectomy.
But I should probably keep my mouth shut. Loose lips, you know.
Hmmmmm. I was thinking “virgin” myself. So much for telepathy.
Ventriloquist? That’s a mouth-shut and non-loose lips, right Cullen?
Mr. B,
I don’t know about ventriloquist. While mouth shut and tight-lipped, I’d have to get Charlie McCarthy’s take on having a hand shoved up your ass.
And talking about a hand up your ass — EIGHTEEN THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!
$22,000+
Man, that’s a lotta clams [crap. I think I just stepped in it…]
Gratuitous —— shot
25,000+
So silly makes me want to break into song.
Gack, gackgack, gackgack.
Gack.
Cullen, that is so twisted I’m ashamed that I didn’t come up with it.
Speaking of “ventriloquist”….I’ve never seen the V****** Dialogs. Does that have a ventriloquist act in it, or what?
It got THS speaking Martian a la Mars Attacks. And if you haven’t offended your host at least once a week, what good are you really?
“Do not run. We are your friends.”
$33K +. Good lord! It’s idiotic. I’m not sure who’ll read this, perhaps it’s only an exercise in self gratification, but I had to post it.
I read it. And my eyes are bleeding.
Really – that painting is so crappy. I can’t iamgine that an art collector would want it, and if its TV buffs who are bidding against each other, one would think that Beaver Cleaver’s bedspread would more a desireable object. If it is a fan of the show, boy – are they going to be embarrassed to admit that in about 2 years.
Hey! How come Suzette doesn’t get in trouble for saying “beaver”? Not fair!
Yes. Now I’m quite confused. For the record, purely hypothetical of course, what about poonany, poontang, or trim?
P.S. 37K Now that’s Park Avenue P-word.
Isn’t Poontang the President of Russia?
No, B, I think he’s from China
Poontang
Malaysia.
And bad Suzette! Bad! Bad!
(Okay, Mr. PottyMouthTooCleverByHalf Summers?)
Sounds like that Hawaiian king, Kemonawannalaya.