No Cheating!!!

1. Is it true that if you sleep on your stomach the devil will sodomize you.
2. Is Harry Potter permissable and if it isn’t will everyonw who reads them go to hell.

Think.

Think thinkthink thinkTHINK. (Two part questions should be outlawed.)

1. I’m asleep. How would I know?

2. Harry Potter’s permissable (GAH-rrrowwwlllllll)(I know ~ I’m going to hell)…
…but I’m not sure Hermoine’s fair game.
(Ask Creepy Uncle Scott.)

DAMMIT!!!!

1. It is Makrooh (disliked) to sleep on one’s stomach. It is not true that the Shaytaan will sodomise a person who is sleeping on his stomach.

2. Harry Potter is not a good read for Muslims.

[ths sends: I guess not!, “A number of Muslim schools are promoting Islamic extremism and encouraging pupils to grow up despising Britain, a think tank report claims today.

Youngsters are discouraged from playing cricket and board games, listening to western music and even reading Shakespeare plays or Harry Potter books by fanatics targeting classrooms, the research says.

Some children are even being told to shun “the evil system of western culture” and encouraged to live in “ghettos”.“

and Allah Ta’ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

I’m a lousy test taker. Too much of an independent, “outside-the-box” type.

3 Responses to “No Cheating!!!”

1. Gary from Jersey says:

   January 14, 2010 at 11:19 am

   Thank you, Mickeyho at the link for this little gem:

   Yes, it is true that if one sleeps on one’s stomach, the devil(at least, I think that’s who that was) will sodomize you. But that’s okay. After the first seven or eight times one doesn’t mind and it’s kind of nice to know someone cares.

   Allahu, dude!

2. Rob says:

   January 14, 2010 at 11:28 am

   And since America is The Great Satan …

3. Julie says:

   January 14, 2010 at 10:22 pm

   I’m guessing they haven’t seen ol’ Harry in Equus yet… that would really get their knickers in a knot…