So Ken Read A New Book…

Ken had just finished reading the book “MAN OF THE HOUSE”.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face he said “From now on I want you to know I am the man of this house, and my word is law ! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife replied…

“The funeral director would be my guess.”

5 Responses to “So Ken Read A New Book…”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    Look, just because I haven’t posted in a few days…

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hey, we missed you!

  3. Not that much. And I didn’t know reading was a big thing with him. Large type, lots of illustrations schmaybe?

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.
    But he can still have contact with the horse, evidently…rather, he can still arrange for the horse to have contact.

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