The Excitement Is Building!

Christmas is coming!

Sorry Suzette:

The Nativity is there, safe in the stable atop the liquor cabinet.

22 Responses to “The Excitement Is Building!”

  1. Suzette says:

    Not so fast, Bingley. Where’s the Nativity set?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    On the other side of the room…

  3. Suzette says:

    Okay, NOW Christmas is coming.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Are you sure that you want your dog gazing so longingly at the tree…..?

  5. Cullen says:

    Doggone Bing, is there a tree underneath all those decorations?
    On another note, interesting figuring to the wood of the drawers on your liquor cabinet. Is that cherry?

  6. genghis says:

    Bah, Humbug!
    The dog’s got the right idea!

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Yeah, my daughter and a friend of hers went a little nuts with the decorations…
    The only thing the lab is gazing lovingly at is the inside of his eyelids; he’s sacked out and snoring like a freight train!

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m not sure what the vermeer is on the cabinet Cullen; I picked that up last year in an antique barn in Red Bank pretty cheap,, and the bride just ‘pledged’ it and it really looks great.

  9. Kcruella says:

    Geeze, my tree isn’t even up yet…

  10. Dave J says:

    I believe you meant “veneer” rather than “Vermeer,” Mr. B…unless you have an undiscovered 17th-century Dutch painting you’d like the rest of the world to know about.

  11. Cullen says:

    You don’t veneer with Vermeer, Dave J?

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    I might, Dave: when I speed down the street Ken always shouts “Look at that mini-van gogh!”

  13. Ken Summers says:

    From what I hear, his minivan drives like a Vermeer.

  14. Nightfly says:

    Bings, it figures that Thy Three Kings would traverse far for the liquor cabinet.

  15. Ken Summers says:

    We Three Kings of Orient are
    Trying hard to empty his bar…

  16. Carrying fifths,
    We’ve traveled by car…

  17. Ken Summers says:

    Drinking a loada
    Scotch and soda
    Then a brandy and fine cigar

  18. Ohhhh, OH….
    Then we blunder, then we fight,
    Then we stagger in the night.
    Always reeling, desp’rately feeling,
    Our wicked way toward the light…

  19. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hi Genghis! Yes, he does have the right idea. I’ll be taking a nap in the same spot on Christmas day…

  20. Ken Summers says:

    And he’ll pee on the tree, too

  21. Mr. Bingley says:

    Only if I can stand.

  22. Nightfly says:

    Heheheheh. I was thinking —
    We three kings, disoriented are
    Carrying a load from Bingley’s bar
    Gaspar found the beverage fountain
    Now we can’t find our car
    How I wonder where we parked
    Wand’ring aimless in the dark
    Westward leaning, often heaving
    Sleeping it off in the park

    Of course, these three guys would have to pawn the gold to settle the tab, smoke the frankincense for giggles, and spend months in jail for possession of myrrh with intent to distibute. Luckily those other three guys made it out there.

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