The Plame Game
Ok, so I’ve read through the whole indictment.
This is all we get after 2 years’ work? I’m underwhelmed. I ain’t no stinkin’ lawyer, but it seems all they have is that this guy said he didn’t have sex with that women to the Grand Jury.
I’m sorry, could you clarify exactly what you mean by “is”?
“stinkin’ lawyer”, Mr B? Hmmm.. has Dave seen this yet?
Dave showers.
Probably.
I’ve met Dave. He was only marginally smelly, not full-blown stinking.
I’m sure that was a relief to everyone present, Emily.
It only barely compensated for Mr. B. showing up in a wig and tight speedos, Pete.
*shakes head*
Yes.. well.. I suppose you should be thankful he remembered to put on the speedos, Emily.
Jeez. Even I dress better than speedos.
???
I’m no cheap transvestite Cullen; I cost a pretty penny.
I thought it was Ken, but since denial is the first step …
No denial; pride. There’s no way Ken looks that good in fishnets.
(speeDOS…speeDOS…spee…?? Holy CRAP??!! What am I THINKING?! We’re ~ gack ~ talking BINGLEY here. ::spitspit:: I feel dirty.)
You can be indicted for having sex with women on a grand jury? Oh, crap!!!!