The Things You See In The East River

I looked over the side of the boat today and saw this:

That, my friends, I believe is a condom filled with cocaine that is floating around in NY harbor tonight. Somebody’s gonna be upset.

9 Responses to “The Things You See In The East River”

  1. Major Dad says:

    Did ya get enough to buy a couple drinks from it?

  2. I’m surprised it didn’t look like an Esther Williams pool folly movie ~ people diving off in droves to grab it.
    Then again, it is NY Harbor.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    No, I was actually more afraid it would get sucked into the jets on the boat and screw up the engine.
    Did I say “Blech”?

  4. The Real JeffS says:

    Well, at least you didn’t dive in to rescue it. But what if it had been an unopened bottle of wine?

  5. Nightfly says:

    Hey, the cocaine has the right to practice safe sex. Who are we to judge?

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    I couldn’t let wine go to waste JeffS, you know me too well.

  7. The Real JeffS says:

    Just remember the lifesaver’s rule of rescue: “Reach, throw, row, go”. Hopefully the bottle will be chilled to the appropriate temperature.
    And don’t forget a bottle opener!!!!

  8. …”This is your brain on drugs.

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