The True Agents Of The Zionist Conspiracy

Have been found by Tim:

UPDATE III. A helpful guide to Hamas, from Al Jazeera:
The Hamas Covenant cites the long-discredited anti-Semitic fraud, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, describing it as “the embodiment of the Zionist plan to usurp Palestine”. Hamas dismisses the Freemasons, Lions Club, and the Rotarians as organizations promoting “the interest of Zionism.” It accuses those organizations, and the “Zionist invasion” in general, of being “behind the drug trade and alcoholism in all its kinds.”

Behold the mark of Zion! Spreaders of booze!

How do I join?

6 Responses to “The True Agents Of The Zionist Conspiracy”

1. Ken Summers says:

   January 26, 2006 at 9:22 am

   And the Kiwanians are saying “What am I, chopped liver?”

2. Lisa says:

   January 26, 2006 at 9:35 am

   My dad is the president of his local Lions club.
   WORSHIP ME!

3. tree hugging sister says:

   January 26, 2006 at 9:38 am

   Damn. I thought that was the wheel of Bingley’s yacht.
   Yes, yes, Lisa. Very good, very good indeed.

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 26, 2006 at 9:42 am

   And think of the poor Elks, Ken!
   Wait, strike that…given you relationship with other hooved creatures I’m not sure I want to expose the Elks to you.

5. tree hugging sister says:

   January 26, 2006 at 9:49 am

   to expose the Elks
   LITERALLY.

6. Ken Summers says:

   January 26, 2006 at 11:05 am

   Of course, we can’t forget Bingster’s Oddfellows either.