What Is The Drinking Age For Crocs?
Australian study finds alcohol linked to croc attacks.
An Australian review of unprovoked crocodile attacks on humans between 1971 and 2004 found that 29 percent of the 62 attacks had involved some alcohol consumption by the victim.
I assume they correctly classify the croc as the victim here. It’s an absolute scandal that nefarious liqour sellers in the outback are not checking their IDs!
In Australia? That must mean that drinking protects you from crocs, since about 90% of Aussies are drinking, about to drink, or getting over a hangover at any given moment… 😉
So the crocs are getting crocked. Interesting…..