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Microsoft says “whoops!” again…
Microsoft warns users of ‘critical’ security flaws
SAN FRANCISCO – Microsoft Corp. warned users of its Windows operating system on Tuesday of three newly found “critical” security flaws in its software, including one that could allow attackers to take complete control of a computer.
The world’s largest software maker issued patches to fix the problems as part of its monthly security bulletin. The problems affect the Windows operating system and Microsoft’s Internet Explorer Web browser…
(Cue: Bingley ‘get a MAC‘ chorus…)
Public Service Announcement | Crusader | 
August 10, 2005 9:20 am
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And the groundwork has already been laid for Microsoft’s next-generation OS: The first Windows Vista viruses have already appeared, and that’s not due to ship until Dec ’06!
That Bingley…he’s a smart dude.
That Bingley…he’s a smart dude.
Oh, thank you so much for that. Like he’s not insufferable enough already.
And there’s a virus tutorial? Why don’t these evil genius a$$holes cure cancer or something?
Because they’re scum who should all go the way of Vardan Kushnir.
(Man, you just love that story, don’t you?)
Savoring the violent end of spammers is one of life’s little pleasures.
(the suntory is sitting here waiting for you Chris)
We could always tell the computer scientists to go jump in a lake, and resume our use of slide rulers.
resume our use of slide rulers
You know you can beat vermin about the neck and shoulders with those, too. Ah, the duality of science!
(the suntory is sitting here waiting for you Chris)
(Puke, gag, gasp.)
Suck up.
Suck up.
It’s tough being a member of The Bingley/Ubik/Mac/Suntory Mutual Appreciation Society , but it is apparently tougher to be outside the fold. I guess this kind of jealousy is one of the crosses we have to bear…
How did you like the Suntory, anyway? I’m about to crack open my second bottle and my first impressions still stand – that whisky is one of the best bangs for the buck.