Ze-ta! Ze-ta!

“…ZETA STILL HANGING AROUND AND REGAINS TROPICAL STATUS…

5 Responses to “Ze-ta! Ze-ta!”

  1. Cullen says:

    Michael stocks up on sun screen.

  2. ZETA MIGHT BE ABLE
    TO MAINTAIN TROPICAL STORM INTENSITY FOR ANOTHER 12 HOURS OR SO
    BEFORE THE CYCLONE ENCOUNTERS VERY HOSTILE MID-LEVEL WESTERLY WINDS
    BEHIND THE APPROACHING SHORTWAVE TROUGH PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED.

    Hostile. Oh, sure. Says you. For, like, the fifteenth time.

  3. Rob says:

    If that thing came near CrabAppleLane, there’d be a lot of hostility. Enough already.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Forecaster Avilla enters carrying computer printouts from stage left
    [thud]
    [clang]
    Forecaster Avilla:
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Bring out your dead!
    [clang]
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Here’s one.
    Forecaster Avilla:
    Ninepence.
    Zeta:
    I’m not dead!
    Forecaster Avilla:
    What?
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.
    Zeta:
    I’m not dead!
    Forecaster Avilla:
    ‘Ere. He says he’s not dead!
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Yes, he is.
    Zeta:
    I’m not!
    Forecaster Avilla:
    He isn’t?
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Well, he will be soon. Very ill; wind shear and all. Ripping him apart, it is.
    Zeta:
    I’m getting stronger!
    Forecaster Stewart:
    No, you’re not. You’ll be less than a Spring shower in a moment.
    Forecaster Avilla:
    Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
    Zeta:
    I don’t want to go on and dissipate!
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Oh, don’t be such a baby.
    Forecaster Avilla:
    I can’t take him.
    Zeta:
    I feel fine! I have convection!
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Well, do us a favour.
    Forecaster Avilla:
    I can’t.
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won’t last long in this subtropical ridge.
    Forecaster Avilla:
    No, I’ve got to go to the Pacific Basin. Some real heavy vapor action there.
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Well, when’s your next update?
    Forecaster Avilla:
    5 pm.
    Zeta:
    I think I’ll improve my inner-core circulation.
    Forecaster Stewart:
    You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn’t there something you can do?
    Zeta: [singing]
    I feel happy. I feel happy.
    [whop]
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Ah, thanks very much.
    Forecaster Avilla:
    Not at all. See you at 5, then.
    Forecaster Stewart:
    Right. All right.
    [exit all]

  5. Nightfly says:

    Bravo! I know you did all that from memory, too…

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