Bravo FLOTUS and Oh, HAY-YULL, Yes!

And, yes ~ something with MASSIVE KUDOS for Michelle Obama REALLY did just come out of my computer.

She met the Saudis with her gum-chewing, bow-prone husband yesterday…IN PANTS AND UNCOVERED. About frickin’ damn time SOME AMERICAN woman stood as unswathed instead of looking (as Ebola put it) like “a Sherpa heading upmountain”.

For the first time in my life, I’m actually PROUD of our First Lady.

Michelle Obama navigates limits on women in Saudi Arabia

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — For first lady Michelle Obama, just a few hours in Saudi Arabia were enough to illustrate the stark limitations under which Saudi women live.

Joining President Barack Obama for a condolence visit after the death of the King Abdullah, Mrs. Obama stepped off of Air Force One wearing long pants and a long, brightly colored jacket — but no headscarf.

You Have to KNOW You Suck When EVERYBODY’s Calling You a Liar

…about one thing you said or another…or another.

Putting the WHAT In WTF?

Anti vaccine logic, ladies and germs.

I don’t feel like it’s everybody getting vaccinated that’s keeping everybody safe.

Calling Him Out

American Sniper

See it.

major dad and I Were Going to Go See It In An Hour or So

But NOW it just sounds offensive.

**insert eyeroll**

Seriously. It’s NOT The Onion, either.

ths update:

@MarkHarrisNYC hate to ruin the fun but real baby #1 showed up with a fever. Real baby #2 was no show. (Clint voice) Gimme the doll, kid.

— jason hall (@jasonhall8675) December 30, 2014

AND the explanation for the doll, BWAHAHAHAHA!.

On THIS Day, On the Mud Floor of a Hut in Kenya

…a little baby was born.

the REST is…um…

…history, right?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Bingley!!!

Really.

We love you.

Filed Under: Things Even 12 Year-Old Girls Know

Proving YET AGAIN that our Fearless Leader and his Le Grande Toadie, the Secretary of State, are as spectacularly tone-deaf as any fence post in America, John Kerry heads over to France to make nice for dissing the millions who marched for freedom and against Islamic murderers…and brings JAMES TAYLOR to warble “You’ve Got a Friend”. GTFO, right? Shameful as it is, it’s true. James. Taylor.

When anybody and EVERYBODY (including Obama, if he’d bother to read the entertainment section of the paper) KNOWS how to musically go STRAIGHT to EVERY Frenchmen’s…EVERY EUROPEAN’S (!!)…heart.

Yeah. The. Hoff.

And the whole of the Continent is eating fromage from your palm.

Mission accompli. DUH.

In a Country With “Free Speech CODES” Vice a First Amendment

this is a rare thing.

“Go F**k Yourself You Communist Turd” Senator Says To Anti-Free Speech Democrat

‘Course, he’s NEW and hasn’t been prosecuted yet…

ROLL OUT THE BARREL!

I feel a polka coming on!

ths update: In response to JeffS’s patent disappointment in the comments, here’s video of MORE protesters with different restraint accouterments being removed. :)

Love is In the Air

Everywhere I look around…

Sure hope they have that AllState vehicle claims app I’m always seeing on TV.

THIS is Where Fuzzy Muslim Logic Gets It ALL Wrong

…and NOTHING will change until THEY do.

The “ACT OF WAR” was MURDERING PEOPLE, yo.

I’ve ALWAYS Called Him “MY Aaron” But After Today?

I think he’s AMERICA’S. ;)

Better Bring a Potholder in Your Briefcase for That Sidewalk Chili

…now that’s it’s going to be in a paper cup. YEE-OUCH!

One More Excuse Down First Thing This Morning BUT! Fear Not

Our hero will veto it anyway.

“I Prefer to Die Standing Than Live on My Knees.”

Mass rallies in France.

Je Suis Charlie.

Every “Brave” Artist Who Lampoons the Pope, Catholics or Christians Again

…should be ridden out of town on the proverbial rail with “COWARD” on their foreheads.

THIS sort of SICKNESS takes people of stout hearts to mock and drive from the world…

…because, dear lion-hearted liberal friends, they DO KILL PEOPLE when the mocking begins.

Unlike Christians of the past few centuries, may I point out.

As IF Because the Two Were Even REMOTELY Similar Are EXACTLY the Same

Mexico explains that police killing 22 people/43 abducted students and Ferguson are sameys.

Obama seeks help of Mexico’s Pena Nieto on Cuba, immigration

President Barack Obama is hosting Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto at the White House Tuesday, looking to his southern neighbor for help implementing the president’s changing policies on immigration and Cuba.

…Both actions from Obama in recent weeks drew praise from Pena Nieto, who may be hoping his visit to the White House can help give him a boost after a 2014 marked by scandal, violence and corruption. That includes soldiers killing 22 civilians in a questionable “shootout” and revelations that Pena Nieto and his treasury secretary live in luxury homes built and financed by a favorite government contractor.

Perhaps most notably, tens of thousands of protesters have taken to the streets to protest the Sept. 26 abduction and presumed murder of 43 college students, allegedly at the hands of local officials and police in league with a drug cartel.

Pena Nieto told the country it was time to “move beyond” the case just weeks after their abduction, and he took a month to meet with their families.

…Sergio Alcocer, Mexican undersecretary for North America affairs, said he didn’t expect the student abduction specifically to come up between the two presidents. Alcocer pointed out that the United States has had its own scandal and protests over the shooting of unarmed Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.

A BIG “get over it” and then a month before he meets with parents?

Sheesh. That’s almost like hustling back to your golf cart right after saying two perfunctory words about a tragedy.

But no one does that.

We Have Our BEST People On It

#Grubered

Regarding the Tragic Evisceration That Took Place Last Night

Happy New Year, Swillers

Big hugs and much love to you and yours for a GREAT 2015.

RIP Edward Herrman

Our favorite role of his is the ne’er do well, wastrel husband Grant Stayton III in Overboard.

He was a GOD at sea in it.

Sure Didn’t See THIS Covered Anywhere

A whole gallery of pictures here, but it never made any broadcast I was watching or newspaper.

Wonder why?

For a Guy Who “Doesn’t Do” Photo-Ops

…he sure acts like an emperor when it comes to gathering the photogenic about him at his command.

My head EXPLODED when I read this. He’s already BEEN in Hawaii HOW long? You know what THIS tells me? That this SELF CENTERED prima dona wanted a CONVENIENT podium on HIS vacay, so GUESS WHO PAID THE PRICE?! How happy would any of YOU had been to be told you had a mandatory-dog-and-pony-show, WITH YOUR FAMILIES, on CHRISTMAS DAY? Kaneohe ain’t Afghanistan, Skippy. And I’m sure everyone was thrilled to have THEIR holiday destroyed, or, at the very least, completely up-ended, to make it easy for YOUR “Mission Accomplished” moment. What a worthless, selfish, narcissistic POS.

On Christmas, Obama marks end of Afghan combat

President Barack Obama, with first lady Michelle Obama, speaks to troops and their families on Christmas Day, Thursday, Dec. 25, 2014, at Marine Corps Base Hawaii in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii during the Obama family…

KANEOHE BAY, Hawaii — President Barack Obama marked the end of more than a decade of combat in Afghanistan by paying tribute to America’s military, telling troops on Christmas Day that their sacrifices have allowed for a more peaceful, prosperous world to emerge out of the ashes of 9/11.

At an oceanfront Marine Corps base in Hawaii, Obama told troops that while tough challenges remain for the U.S. military in hotspots like Iraq and West Africa, the world as a whole is better off because American troops put country first and served with distinction. He said Americans and their president could not be more thankful.

…so let me TOTALLY BONE your holiday so I can mouth that platitude, mmkay?

God Bless You All

Every one.

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