“The Only Pork I Accept Is Apple Wood Smoked And Crispy”

Crusader wrote the above in an email yesterday (while he and THS and moi were plotting world domination behind ya’ll’s backs). I think that’s farooking brilliant.

That, my friends is the vow we must ask any person running for office to make if they want our vote.

We must spend less, and that means we must get less from our government. They’ll cut all the “nice” government spending (national parks, triple the time it takes to get passports, etc) first so that we’ll be ‘sorry’ but so what. Cut cut cut. We need to spend less, taxes need to go down, the government needs to get the hell out of all the things it has expanded into.

Via Althouse, I leave you this for your considered…consideration

The error seems not sufficiently eradicated, that the operations of the mind, as well as the acts of the body, are subject to the coercion of the laws. But our rulers can have authority over such natural rights only as we have submitted to them. The rights of conscience we never submitted, we could not submit. We are answerable for them to our God. The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

…Galileo was sent to the inquisition for affirming that the earth was a sphere: the government had declared it to be as flat as a trencher, and Galileo was obliged to abjure his error. This error however at length prevailed, the earth became a globe, and Descartes declared it was whirled round its axis by a vorteo. The government in which he lived was wise enough to see that this was no question of civil jurisdiction, or we should all have been involved by authority in vortices. In fact, the vortices have been exploded, and the Newtonian principle of gravitation is now more firmly established, on the basis of reason, than it would be were the government to step in, and to make it an article of necessary faith. Reason and experiment have been indulged, and error has fled before them. It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. Subject opinion to coercion: whom will you make your inquisitors? Fallible men; men governed by bad passions, by private as well as public reasons. And why subject it to coercion? To produce uniformity. But is uniformity of opinion desireable? No more than of face and stature. Introduce the bed of Procrustes then, and as there is danger that the large men may beat the small, make us all of a size, by lopping the former and stretching the latter.

…Our sister states of Pennsylvania and New York, however, have long subsisted without any establishment at all. The experiment was new and doubtful when they made it. It has answered beyond conception. They flourish infinitely. Religion is well supported; of various kinds, indeed, but all good enough; all sufficient to preserve peace and order: or if a sect arises, whose tenets would subvert morals, good sense has fair play, and reasons and laughs it out of doors, without suffering the state to be troubled with it. They do not hang more malefactors than we do. They are not more disturbed with religious dissensions. On the contrary, their harmony is unparalleled, and can be ascribed to nothing but their unbounded tolerance, because there is no other circumstance in which they differ from every nation on earth. They have made the happy discovery, that the way to silence religious disputes, is to take no notice of them. Let us too give this experiment fair play, and get rid, while we may, of those tyrannical laws. It is true, we are as yet secured against them by the spirit of the times. I doubt whether the people of this country would suffer an execution for heresy, or a three years imprisonment for not comprehending the mysteries of the Trinity. But is the spirit of the people an infallible, a permanent reliance? Is it government? Is this the kind of protection we receive in return for the rights we give up? Besides, the spirit of the times may alter, will alter. Our rulers will become corrupt, our people careless. A single zealot may commence persecutor, and better men be his victims. It can never be too often repeated, that the time for fixing every essential right on a legal basis is while our rulers are honest, and ourselves united. From the conclusion of this war we shall be going down hill. It will not then be necessary to resort every moment to the people for support. They will be forgotten, therefore, and their rights disregarded. They will forget themselves, but in the sole faculty of making money, and will never think of uniting to effect a due respect for their rights. The shackles, therefore, which shall not be knocked off at the conclusion of this war, will remain on us long, will be made heavier and heavier, till our rights shall revive or expire in a convulsion.

If Only Bingley Had Such Exquisite Form

It would take more than Shackleton’s whiskey to limber him up…

This Is Not…

…the housing industry I knew

Yesterday, the National Association of Home Builders announced that confidence among builders had dropped to a new low since March 2009. Today, the Census Bureau and HUD explain why. Residential construction dropped another 3.1% in July from the previous month, and is now 3.7% below that of a year ago

“Recovery Summer” continues at its torrid pace!

I hear Tent City sales are way up, though…

Small, Shrillish, Shrieky Sportswriter Suddenly

…sounds sensitive and sensible. I’m stunned.

…The President came out hot on this, too. Then as soon as he got hit he started going the other way, trying to be all things on this, saying, “I was not commenting and will not comment on the wisdom of making the decision to put a mosque there.” A one-man festival of political correctness.

Only this debate isn’t about correctness. Or freedom of religion. Or even the idea that if this mosque doesn’t get built, it will mean we are now deciding about religious freedom in this country one neighborhood at a time. It is about common sense.

…”It is not [Obama’s] role as President to pass judgment on every local project,” spokesman Bill Burton said.

Where is this guy Burton from, the moon? Or just the planet Robert Gibbs? This President passes judgment on just about everything, up to and including where he wanted LeBron James to play basketball. He came back to the proposed mosque on Saturday because he knew he looked bad, period, had to know he should be finding a way to say what the imperial mayor of New York should say:

That Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf can build his mosque, just not at Park Place, that somehow the honor of the city isn’t compromised, or the Constitution, if he doesn’t build there.

Everything Bloomberg and Barack Obama say about this sounds right. But if the only constituency that matters here – the ones left behind by the victims of Sept. 11 – think they’re wrong, they are.

If you’ve lost Lupica, you’ve…just lost.

Be He Ne’er So Vile, This Spirit Shall Gentle His Condition

But “history” wins out…

…The crate was painstakingly opened to reveal 11 bottles of Mackinlay’s Scotch whisky, wrapped in paper and straw to protect them from the rigors of a rough trip to Antarctica for Shackleton’s 1907 Nimrod expedition.

Though the crate was frozen solid when it was retrieved earlier this year, the whisky inside could be heard sloshing around in the bottles.

Antarctica’s minus 22 Fahrenheit (-30 Celsius) temperature was not enough to freeze the liquor, dating from 1896 or 1897 and described as being in remarkably good condition.

This Scotch is unlikely ever to be tasted, but master blenders will examine samples of it to see if they can replicate the brew. The original recipe for the Scotch no longer exists.

Once samples have been extracted and sent to Scottish distiller Whyte and Mackay, which took over Mackinlay’s distillery many years ago, the 11 bottles will be returned to their home—

under the floorboards of Shackleton’s hut at Cape Royds on Ross Island, near Antarctica’s McMurdo Sound.

…and gentlemen abed in England and America will think themselves accursed.

Why can I hear Michael Palin in my head going, “Ooooh, history, is it? Oooo, very nice, indeed!”

In The Interest Of Public Safety…

It seems to me that this CCTV footage needs to be published so we can, er, get our hands on them

Police in France are looking for two attractive female thieves who bared their breasts at a man at a cashpoint to distract him before stealing his money.

The women in their 20s exposed themselves to the victim as he punched his pin code into an ATM machine in Paris.

As he stared at one, the other then withdrew 300 euros from his account before the pair fled with the money.

The incident was captured on CCTV at the cash machine on Paris’s Left Bank, but the women could not be identified, a French police spokesman said.

Obviously we need to round up the usual suspects and have a line-up to compare with the video evidence…

Suzette, Take Off Your Shoes!

It’s stompin’ time!

OBAMA OMNIPOTENCY: No Matter HOW Many Times You See This Crap

…it STILL has the power to make you barf.

Model corruption
The truth about the GM ‘rescue’

…Bondholders — investors ranging from large institutions to retirees just scraping by, who loaned GM a total of $27 billion — received just 10 percent of the company. By contrast, the government’s $50 billion gave it about 61 percent.

And the union — in return for the $20 billion that GM owed its health trust — got a remarkable 17.5 percent of the stock plus $2.5 billion in cash plus $6.5 billion in preferred stock carrying a dividend of about 9 percent.

In other words, the UAW got three to four times as much as the bondholders for a smaller claim on GM’s assets.

The union even boasted to its members in May 2009 that it had made no concessions on pay, health care or pensions in the restructuring.

Unexpected!

According to CNN:

Consumer prices rise 0.3% in July, slightly above expectations. Retail sales climb 0.4%, slightly below forecasts.

Recovery Summer!

Now Scrooge McDuck I Could Understand

But Donald?

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — Walt Disney World is facing a lawsuit after a Pennsylvania woman says a cast member in a Donald Duck costume molested her.

According to legal documents (read docs here), April Magolon claims the incident happened in May 2008 while she was visiting Epcot. In the complaint, Magolon’s attorney says a Disney character grabbed her and then allegedly gestured jokingly that he had done something wrong.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Office has no record of a complaint from the woman. In the complaint her attorney filed in Pennsylvania, it does not cite any criminal charges in her incident. Still, she claims she was done great harm.

She was done such great harm that she’s waited more than two years to tell anyone?

In Magolon’s case, her complaint says she has suffered severe physical injury, emotional anguish and distress, as well as post traumatic stress disorder.

I’m sure there’s a whole list of mallardies she’s suffering from.

She can’t work, she can’t sleep, she confit…

How ‘Bout I Just Lump ALL Today’s “Unexpected/Bad News”

…into one post and save us some time, okey doke?

The number of people filing new claims for unemployment insurance unexpectedly rose in the
latest week to its highest level in close to six months
, a fresh signal of a weak jobs market.

Banks repossessed the second highest monthly number of homes ever last month, working through distressed loans already on their books rather than sharply stepping up new default notices, real estate data company RealtyTrac said on Thursday.

Most Americans would go along with temporarily extending the Bush tax cuts for all taxpayers, including the wealthy, until the economy recovers, a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal survey has found.

(Well, that’s bad news for Democrats.)

And in the “Bad News for Taxpayers” category:

The Obama administration is providing $3 billion to unemployed homeowners facing foreclosure in the nation’s toughest job markets.

The Treasury Department says it will send $2 billion to 17 states that have unemployment rates higher than the national average for a year. They will use the money for programs to aid unemployed homeowners. Some of those states have already designed such programs.

Another $1 billion will go to a new program being run by the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

It will provide homeowners with emergency zero-interest rate loans of up to $50,000 for up to two years.

Let me get this straight.

The GOVERNMENT. Is going. Into the ADJUSTABLE RATE MORTGAGE/PAYDAY LOAN sharking business, run by HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT ~ W.T.F.?!?!?!?

At FIFTY GRAND a POP, no less, on OUR dime?!?!?

(Isn’t it enough we bought those F*CKING WORTHLESS CAR COMPANIES?)

What the frickety frack is gonna be the criteria for THIS pile o’ cash? What COULD be? Let’s say a fair number of the well heeled citizens who take generally take advantage of any of HUD’s programs glom on to this tasty morsel. Or let’s say it’s someone who’s NOT a HUD regular ~ someone down on their luck ~ someone who’s been hit hard by Obamanomics. They bite on this. Get that big fat check.

They pay FIFTY GRAND BACK in TWO YEARS…HOW?

I picked a bad four years to quit drinking.

Expectedly “Unexpected”

It’s a friggin’ joke.

Except that it’s on us

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — The number of first-time filers for unemployment insurance rose to the highest level since late February last week, according to a weekly government report released Thursday.

There were 484,000 initial jobless claims filed in the week ended Aug. 7, up 2,000 from an upwardly revised 482,000 the previous week, according to the Labor Department’s weekly report.

That’s the highest number since the week ended Feb. 20, when 486,000 people filed for first-time benefits.

Economists surveyed by Briefing.com had expected new claims to fall to 465,000.

The Solution To Too Much Debt And Spending?

Why, spend more, of course, you simpleton

The U.S. government spent itself deeper into the red last month, paying nearly $20 billion in interest on debt and an additional $9.8 billion to help unemployed Americans.

Federal spending eclipsed revenue for the 22nd straight time, the Treasury Department said Wednesday. The $165.04 billion deficit, while a bit smaller than the $169.5 billion shortfall expected by economists polled by Dow Jones Newswires, was the second highest for the month on record. The highest was $180.68 billion in July 2009.

The government usually runs a deficit during July, which is the 10th month of the fiscal year. So far in fiscal 2010, the government spent $1.169 trillion more than it made. That figure is about $98 billion lower than during the comparable period a year earlier.

For all of fiscal 2009, the U.S. ran a record $1.42 trillion deficit. Fiscal 2010 might run a little higher—the Obama administration sees $1.47 trillion.

For all that is holy, people, please vote these people out in November. If we are to have any hope we need to grab the government back from these spend-o-crats.

Happy Anniversary, My Love

21 years and my feet still hurt from those damn shoes.

Somehow I Was Too Optimistic On The Economy

It’s even more of a crap sandwich than I feared

June’s trade deficit swelled 18.8% to $49.9 billion, the highest since October 2008. That was much worse than Wall Street predicted — or what the Commerce Department estimated in the recent Q2 GDP report. The new report, along with recent inventory data, suggest Commerce will revise down Q2 economic growth from the already-sluggish 2.4% annual rate to about 1%, according to Action Economics. Action Economics is looking for stronger retail inventory figures later this week that would imply a 1.4% GDP pace.

Good thing the Pres is focused like a laser on the important issues, like the Missus going out for tapas, sinking those pesky three-footers, and getting Pelosi to take $26 billion from silly stuff like food stamps to buy off some union votes.

Exit question: when that next 2 am phone call comes, what are the odds that someone will actually be in the White House to answer it?

Barack Obama ~ Soup(line)er Genius!

Company job openings fell for the second straight month in June, a sign that hiring isn’t likely to pick up in the coming months.

And the hits just keep rolling on in for this guy and his team of Mighty Mices.

O.M.G. ~ TWEET of the DAY!!

I get the damn thing secondhand and it’s STILL a barnburner. Lemme set the stage. It’s in a Treacher Daily Caller report on Greg Gutfield’s Muslim gay bar Twitter back and forth with the Park 51 mosque developers. In the comments is this absolute gem from someone who read the whole exchange last night:

[motionview] In the same twit-cusssion, @park51 mentioned that dozens of Muslims had died on 9/11, to which @iowahawk responded,

“well, at least 19″.

What an insensitive brute! Don’t invite him to the opening Greg.

Iowahawk rocks.

(Just a Quick Note…

for Laura)

(Looks like your T-Shirt is ready.)

(Oh. And Ebola facebooked your post. He did it before I could stop him. Never had much control over that kid ~ I’m a modern kinda parent that way.)

Underwhelmed

The Federal Reserve yesterday said that the Recovery Summer hasn’t happened yet:

Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in June indicates that the pace of recovery in output and employment has slowed in recent months. Household spending is increasing gradually, but remains constrained by high unemployment, modest income growth, lower housing wealth, and tight credit. Business spending on equipment and software is rising; however, investment in nonresidential structures continues to be weak and employers remain reluctant to add to payrolls. Housing starts remain at a depressed level. Bank lending has continued to contract. Nonetheless, the Committee anticipates a gradual return to higher levels of resource utilization in a context of price stability, although the pace of economic recovery is likely to be more modest in the near term than had been anticipated.

So their plan is to issue more debt, basically. Brilliant. And very encouraging to world markets

PARIS (Reuters) – U.S. stock index futures pointed to a lower open on Wall Street on Wednesday, as the Federal Reserve’s gloomier assessment of the economy rattled investors and the central bank’s measures to support the fragile recovery failed to reassure world markets.

At 4:23 a.m. ET, futures for the S&P 500 were down 1.1 percent, Dow Jones futures down 0.97 percent and Nasdaq 100 futures down 1.12 percent.

European stocks were down 0.8 percent in morning trade, led lower by banks such as Societe Generale and UBS , while Japan’s Nikkei index tumbled 2.7 percent, suffering its worst session in nearly a month as a stronger yen deepened worries about the longer-term prospects for Japan’s economy.

The dollar fell to an eight-month low versus the yen on Wednesday as traders pared back on risk following the decision from the Fed to invest proceeds from mortgage backed securities into government debt.

“Mortgage backed securities”

What could possibly go wrong?

They Said “You Have to Remove the Plane”

“I have to remove the plane? Why do I have to remove the plane?”

“No 9-11 images.”

I said, “But it’s a part of American history. How could that be? Is Iwo Jima banned? Is Pearl Harbor banned? Is Gettysburg banned?”

He says, “Listen, you have to remove the plane.”

The ad in question asks, “Why here?”
 
(Via The Corner)

When In Doubt, Go With What Got You Here

Blame Bush

AUSTIN, Texas, Aug 9 (Reuters) – President Barack Obama attacked the economic policies of his Republican predecessor George W. Bush in Bush’s home state on Monday as evidence of the way Republicans would operate if given power in Nov. 2 U.S. congressional elections.

At a fund-raising event for Democrats in Dallas, where Bush now lives, Obama said the former president’s “disastrous” policies had driven the U.S. economy into the ground and turned budget surpluses into deficits.

Obama defended his repeated references to Bush’s policies, saying they were necessary to remind Americans of the weak economy he inherited from Bush in January 2009.

“The policies that crashed the economy, that undercut the middle class, that mortgaged our future, do we really want to go back to that, or do we keep moving our country forward towards the glistening cliff of fiscal insolvency that is calling us, siren like, to make that glorious leap towards total equality where every man, woman and child in this great land is so burdened by the crushing load of accumulated debt and obligations that they turn with One voice, One mind, One bedraggled out-stretched palm to the nurturing, all-knowing fount of virtue and knowledge that is Washington?” Obama said at another fund-raising event in Austin, referring to Bush’s eight years as president.

Sounds like a brilliant strategery.

(The President’s remarks were edited for clarity)

A Couple Storm Clouds On The Horizon

Even though various “experts” have been forecasting higher-than-usual hurricane activity for the past few years we’ve actually had fewer…a trend that will hopefully continue.

The Obamar Republic

Geoff at Ace’s had a great post on Friday that everyone should read, and it contained, as they always should, “The Chart”

which clearly illustrates how wrong and inept Team Obama have been on the economy. There’s just no “nuancing” away the fact they they have been completely, totally wrong. Now that they are tanking in the polls there is talk of “panic” setting in at the economic meetings at the White House…although I have a feeling this recent spate of panic may have been more due to the bills from Michelle’s latest trips coming in.

And now there is talk of an “August Surprise,” where in a reckless, blatant attempt to buy votes ahead of the upcoming mid-term elections the Administration would forgive billions in Fannie/Freddie debt, adding hundreds of billions, if not a trillion, dollars to our debt.

In other words, if you have been working hard and living within your means you have had the privilege in the last two years alone to bail out the banking and financial industries and mortgages under Bush; under Obama we’ve bailed out more mortgages, two auto makers, funded a “stimulus” (see The Chart above)…spent trillions of dollars for…what, exactly? And now they want to do it again, adding more and more to our debt, devaluing the currency…the list just goes on.

It’s insane.

It’s unsustainable.

It must stop.

I Was So Shamed Today

It’s true. Dear Suzette crushed my very soul with her post showing how Leeann totally brought the awesome. My god. Her giant green cock. And her amazing rack.

I just didn’t know what to do.

But I had to do something; I had to respond.

I had to experiment on my family.

I knew the time had come to break out the discada I had bought on a rash whim a few weeks ago. In to the garage I dashed, searching for the coffee bag…and there she was

I carefully took her out and placed her for the first time atop the grill

perfect. I moved her off to a side table

and started the charcoal in the chimney

and whilst that was heating up I proceeded to prepare the vittles for the cooking.

Let’s see: starting clockwise from lower left we have 1/2 pound of chopped bacon, one pound of cubed chicken, a bowl with four chopped cloves of garlic and probably three tablespoons of fresh chopped chives, about oh three cups of rice, and a pound of fresh sea scallops.

By now the charcoal is sufficiently heatalated

that we can put the discada on it to warm up, which it does rather quickly. Did I mention it’s bare cast iron? So when it gets hot it gets hot?

Anyhoo, it’s hot, so say hello to Mr. Bacon

ah, sizzle away, my beauty! And helpfully provide all the tasty juicy oil to cook the rest of the vittles!

In a few short minutes the bacon has cooked nicely so you shove it up the side of the disc and add the chicken

Once again, sizzle sizzle sizzle and keep stirring it about

when the buzzard is basically done shove it up the sides as well and add the scallops

and let them a simmer in the oh so delicious bacon chicken juice for a minute whilst you check on the wine situation

and on someone who will be totally SOL on this meal

(well, not completely: he did get a generous portion of the raw chicken when I was cutting it)

Anyhow, by this point the scallops have come along nicely

so it’s time to move them up the side and add the garlic and chives

I sense a great disturbance in The Wine

where was I? Oh yes, after a few seconds add the rice and several healthy shakes of soy sauce

and stir constantly to fry the rice and mix up the garlic and chives and soy sauce into it

Once you feel the rice is sufficiently heated mix everything together

keep mixing and cooking for another thirty seconds or so and remove from the heat

transfer to a serving dish

and enjoy

I have to say it was really really good.

Next time I will use some more chives and garlic and also add probably a half cup or so of chicken stock just to moisten things up a tad.

But yum-yum.

Dear Bill Clinton

How’s that transfer of technology to the Chinese for campaign contributions working out?

ABOARD THE USS GEORGE WASHINGTON – Nothing projects U.S. global air and sea power more vividly than supercarriers. Bristling with fighter jets that can reach deep into even landlocked trouble zones, America’s virtually invincible carrier fleet has long enforced its dominance of the high seas.

China may soon put an end to that.

U.S. naval planners are scrambling to deal with what analysts say is a game-changing weapon being developed by China — an unprecedented carrier-killing missile called the Dong Feng 21D that could be launched from land with enough accuracy to penetrate the defenses of even the most advanced moving aircraft carrier at a distance of more than 1,500 kilometers (900 miles).

A conventionally armed anti-ship ballistic missile. Your legacy.

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