Unexpectedly

131,000 more people lost their jobs last month.

Let me rephrase that headline and I quote:

“Losing more jobs than expected.”

Doncha just love these guys? If I could still find anybody who’d voted for them, I’m sure they’d agree with me.
I’d like to dedicate a song to all those new folks making new friends on unemployment and foodstamp lines during this dynamic Recovery Bummer. It helps to have something upbeat to tap your feet along to ~ you know, keep them from falling asleep while you wait your turn. Hell, you probably already know the words.

From Our Local Fishwrap ~ Sheer Poetry

…on the front page this very morning.
I almost wept.

Flames serve up freeway fondue
Trailer catches fire, grilling load of cheese

It was nacho ordinary traffic accident…

Sean Dugas, reporter ~ whey to GO, young man!

I Guess This Means Texas Didn’t Cotton

…to the EPA’s weapon of mass transformation. (Via Ace)

“In order to deter challenges to your plan for centralized control of industrialized development through the issuance of permits for greenhouse gases, you have called upon each state to declare its allegiance to the Environmental Protection Agency’s recently enacted greenhouse gas regulations — regulations that are plainly contrary to United State law. ….. To encourage acquiesence with your unsupported findings you threaten to usurp state enforcment authority and to federalize the permitting program of any state that fails to pledge their fealty to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).

Of course you realize, this means war!

Agflation?

Russia has banned grain exports due to drought conditions, causing grain markets to sharply rally and sending nervous waves through many sectors of an already fragile world economy. Putin may find this a tough row to hoe…literally

Commodity spikes can be inflationary but also deflationary, depending on context. Central banks in Europe and the US misjudged events two years ago, mistaking oil and food rises for the start of a 1970s price spiral. In fact, it drained demand from economies already tipping into recession.

“This is more deflationary than it looks,” said Albert Edwards from Societe Generale. “The risk is that central banks will hold off from further easing that I think is needed, increasing the risk of a hard-landing.”

Mr Putin acted after meteorological experts issued further drought warnings, raising fears that the ground would be too hard to seed the winter crop next month. The loss of both crops would force Russia to withdraw from export markets for two years.

This could ripple into a lot of markets, as these defaults will affect not only Russia’s customers but shipping lines as well.

Kirill Podolsky, head of Russia’s grain group Valars, told Bloomberg that the ban had created havoc. “We have ships lined up for grain and no idea what to do. This will be a catastrophe for farmers and exporters alike,” he said.

The move will be welcomed by grain firms that fixed supply contracts in advance, and are now caught short. Some may declare “force majeure”, suspending contracts for reasons beyond their control.

We’ll see how this develops. I seem to recall a similar “rice panic” a few years ago that turned out to be…not much (but admittedly the world economy believed in itself back then).

I Don’t Know

Why are we fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan and indulging Taliban values here?

You tell us, because we’re starting to indulge the same group of wankers.

Happy Birthday Crusader!

I can’t believe you started tormenting me 40 years ago…

There’s That Word Again

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Stock index futures extended losses on Thursday after data showed an unexpected rise in weekly applications for first-time unemployment insurance.

Ouch!

This is in today’s NY Daily News, which is the liberal tabloid in NY

Material girl Michelle Obama is a modern-day Marie Antoinette on a glitzy Spanish vacation

Sacrifice is something that many Americans are becoming all too familiar with during this economic downturn. It was a key theme in President Obama’s inaugural address to the nation, and he’s referenced it numerous times when lecturing the country on how to get back on its feet.

But while most of the country is pinching pennies and downsizing summer sojourns – or forgoing them altogether – the Obamas don’t seem to be heeding their own advice. While many of us are struggling, the First Lady is spending the next few days in a five-star hotel on the chic Costa del Sol in southern Spain with 40 of her “closest friends.” According to CNN, the group is expected to occupy 60 to 70 rooms, more than a third of the lodgings at the 160-room resort. Not exactly what one would call cutting back in troubled times.

That’s got to hurt. Read the rest, as she does a nice job of cataloging the craziness.

Again, how they spend their own money I care not the slightest; but when we the taxpayers have to pick up the outrageous tabs for their gallivanting about then yes, indeed I do object.

You May Ask Yourself, Well, How Did I Get Here?

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down?

When all along you had some whacky, hi-falutin’, idealistic idea that your Navy uniform made everyone in it…BLUE.
Kinda hurts to find out how wrong you were.

The Navy wants to judge sailors by the color of their skin, not the content of their seamanship.

The latest national security leak is a shocking e-mail from a Navy admiral on “Diversity Accountability.” The message, sent to a list of other flag officers, notes that “a change in focus of this year’s diversity brief is the desire to identify our key performers (by name) and provide insight on each of them.” Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Gary Roughead, who apparently originated this order, “is interested in who are the diverse officers with high potential and what is the plan for their career progression. He may ask what is being done within to ensure they are considered for key follow on billets within the Navy.”

The message specifies, “This list must be held very closely but will provide ready reference to ensure we are carefully monitoring and supporting the careers of the best and the brightest the Navy has to offer.” That is, the best and the brightest provided a sailor is one of the euphemistically “diverse.” If you are a white male, it might be time to set sail and seek opportunities elsewhere.

In practice, the Navy will be creating a list of privileged “diverse” officers who will enjoy special benefits and career mentoring not available to people of the wrong race, as well as a virtual guarantee of fast-track access to the highest reaches of command. Fifty-six years after the Supreme Court struck down the concept of “separate but equal” treatment of races, the U.S. Navy is erecting a wall of segregation between what will amount to two parallel promotion systems: one for the “diverse” and another for the monotone. If this isn’t illegal, it should be.

…In the contemporary naval bureaucracy, this type of politically correct nonsense has run out of control like a loose cannon on deck. The Naval Academy lists racial diversity as the “highest personnel priority,” apparently even over the mission of educating future Navy leaders for warfare on the high seas.

There isn’t a hue specification to “best and brightest” (or am I missing something), but they are sure as hell are intensity measurements and isn’t THAT what we want instead?

And if I were a minority officer, wouldn’t I be FURIOUS that I’d worked my ass off to legitimately get where I was and now, all of a sudden, find myself slathered with the “short bus” brush thanks to this group of master manipulators? How helpful both in relations with my peers and in respect to subordinates.

AND, if you were a Marine Corps, Army or Air Force officer reading this, wouldn’t you be the teensiest bit…well…curious what’s going on in the esoteric levels swirling overhead?

Despicable.

I’ll Never Be Late For School Again

Another one rides the bus

The yellow American-style school bus has been fitted with a jet engine from a Phantom fighter plane, allowing it to reach up to 367mph.

Paul Stender and his team from Indy Boys Inc, based in Indianapolis, USA adapted the bus which uses a full tank of 150 gallons of fuel in just one quarter-mile run.

Mr Stender’s creation, which he has dubbed ‘The School Time Jet-Powered School Bus’, also fires out 80 foot flames from the back creating massive clouds of smoke.

All aboard, dudes!

Can Someone Please Explain To Me

Why we are paying for this

The First Lady landed in the Costa del Sol this morning for a break with her youngest daughter Sasha, nine.

…She is on a four-day visit and will be staying at the five-star Villa Padierna, rated as one of the world’s top 30 hotels, with 40 friends. The party has reserved 60 rooms.

…America’s First Lady’s Air Force Two jet touched down at Malaga airport where Mrs Obama, who turns 49 today, arrived wearing sunglasses and carrying a large black bag.

She and Sasha were then transported by car to the seaside resort of Marbella.

…Ricardo Arranz, the hotel owner confirmed the Obamas had reserved 60 rooms for themselves, their friends and their security team.

…The White House confirmed Mrs Obama is in southern Spain for ‘a private, mother-daughter trip with long-time family friends’.

…About 70 U.S. Secret Service agents are also in Marbella, some of them dressed undercover as touriststs.

This is, well, it’s frankly a goddamned outrage. Even without our enormous budget problems this would be obscene; now it simply beggars belief.

Or maybe I should say us beggars better believe it.

Who the hell do they think they are?

Let Them Eat Cake, 2010.

Marlow Cowan and His Sweetheart

…found a piano at the Mayo Clinic and just couldn’t pass it by.

The Clinic had them back for a repeat performance. Marlow said,

“It’s great to be here. We’re lucky to be anyplace at our age.”

Cool, huh?

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Things are suckin’ bad. His wife’s on a ritzy European jaunt without him to Antonio Banderas land, his healthcare heinie just got spanked in ol’ Mizzou, polls are down, anger’s up and there should be someone around on your birthday to tell you you’re STILL a BFD, right?

Well, here we are, in the spirit of bipartisan camaraderie.
This blonde (me) is sending a card along with another blonde…
(No, not that blonde)
From THIS blonde! (No sh*t!)
And, now?!?!??!
YOU CAN, TOO!!!!
Personalize a birthday card for President Obama with your choice of four SPECTACULAR birthday wishes to CREATE a MESSAGE for His BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!
(HOLY CRAP?!?!? Really? YES, you can!) Choose from:

·Do Your Job Secure the Border
·We Can’t Afford Your Health Care Policy
·Visit Arizona, See for Yourself
·We Can’t Afford More Bailouts

DO it. You’ll be a better person for it.

The “Show Me” State…

…doesn’t like what it sees

(CNN) — U.S. Senate races in Kansas and Missouri and a ballot measure seen as a referendum on President Obama’s health care reform highlighted Tuesday’s primary elections.

Missouri’s Proposition C allowed voters to decide if residents should be allowed to opt out of mandatory health insurance, a key part of the administration’s health care plan.

The measure succeeded handily, winning by a three-to-one margin to allow residents to opt out.

Funny what happens now that people are actually getting a chance to read this beast and find out what’s in it.

Some cynics out there might even dare to suggest that perhaps our Enlightened Leaders perhaps ought to do that before they vote on these bills…

I Think THIS Paragraph Is More Important

…Yohai was born in Harlem in 1920. After he graduated from the Wharton School of business, he took a job at the Grumman aircraft factory on Long Island. During World War II, Yohai left work to enlist in the Navy and become a pilot.

His son, Robbie Yohai, of Berkeley, Calif., told Newsday, “He decided since he was making planes, he figured he could fly a plane.” He said his father had never taken an airplane ride. “The first time he was ever in an airplane, he was the co-pilot.”

Morrie Yohai transferred to the Marine Corps and served as a pilot in the South Pacific, transferring injured troops and cargo back and forth.

“He was excited by the experience,” his son said.

He was happy to be a Marine and was very proud of it.

…than the other stuff he did.

…But he’ll probably be remembered most as the creator of the Cheez Doodle.


In any case, he sounded like a lovely, lovely man.

Semper Fi, Mr. Yohai. May your skies always be clear and your cockpit filled with deliciousy cheesy in-flight snacks while you cloud dance.

(Via Althouse)

I’m Starting to Think There’s a Reason

…she looks like the White Witch

Obamacare Only Looks Worse Upon Further Review: Kevin Hassett

One of the more illuminating remarks during the health-care debate in Congress came when House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told an audience that Democrats would “pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it, away from the fog of controversy.”

That remark captured the truth that, while many Americans have a vague sense that something bad is happening to their health care, few if any understand exactly what the law does.

…Getting that massive enterprise up and running will be next to impossible. So Democrats streamlined the process by granting Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius the authority to make judgments that can’t be challenged either administratively or through the courts.

Imperial sounding, n’est pas?

“You may rise, little persons, and go about your duties. Cleanest, thou, my oubliette!”

The Birds And The Bees

Just prior to Chelsea’s wedding Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom and make sure her daughter was ready for the big night.

She asked Chelsea… “have you had sex with Marc?”

Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad”

(via email from a friend)

Al Gore’s Massage Parlor Got Me Thinking About Revolting Stimuli Situations

…and, like we had a Vulcan Mind Meld or something, Senators Coburn and McCain release a report full of revolting Stimulus things like sex crazed poodles.
No. Not those. (You’ll have to wait for it.)

Two Republican senators have conducted an exhaustive survey of the Obama administration’s $787 billion economic stimulus spending and found that some of the spending didn’t create jobs — it actually led to job losses.

…The findings come despite a hearty endorsement of the federal stimulus just a few days ago in another report, this one by the economists Alan Blinder and Mark Zandi…

…Not surprisingly, the Obama administration prefers Blinder and Zandi’s take to that of Coburn and McCain.

…As for those COCAINE-SNORTING MONKEYS? [ths: BINGO!!!] The Coburn-McCain report found that the Department of Health and Human Services has sent $71,623 to researchers at Wake Forest University to see how monkeys react under the influence of cocaine.


Coming soon to a federally funded university research center near you…
IF YOU”RE REAAAALLLLY LUCKY! (and live in a state with a Democratic governor)
.©TPI

Here are some other projects that the GOP senators called into question:

•The U.S. Forest Service is spending more than $554,000 to replace windows at a visitors center for Mt. St. Helens that has been closed.
•The University of North Carolina at Charlotte received more than $750,000 to help develop a computerized choreography program that its creators believe could lead to a YouTube-like “Dance Tube” online application.
•The Port Authority of Allegheny County, PA, will spend $62 million extend the city’s light rail under the Allegheny River to the new Rivers Casino, as well as to its two professional sports arenas, PNC Park (home of the Pirates) and Heinz Field (home of the Steelers).
•The town of Boynton, Oklahoma was awarded nearly $90,000 to replace a quarter-mile stretch of sidewalk that was replaced only five years ago.
•The Mohegan Tribe of Indians of Connecticut will get $54 million in rural development loans from the United States Department of Agriculture for a tribal government building that will also hold a practice facility for the WNBA’s Connecticut Sun women’s professional basketball team.
•Researchers at Wake Forest University have received nearly $300,000 to study whether Integral Yoga “can be an effective method to reduce the frequency and/or severity of hot flashes” in menopausal women.

[The BIG FINALE and ths’ personal favorite:]

•The National Science Foundation shelled out nearly $60,000 in stimulus dollars to study people’s perceptions of federal stimulus spending.

That pretty much sums up how we feel about stimulus spending.

(Unless, of course, there’s some of that monkey blow left…)

!!??!!

U.S. consumer spending and incomes were unexpectedly flat in June…

Really? GTFO! No way.

UPDATE: Let me add to that surprise:

Pending Home Sales Sink 2.6 Percent in June

Contracts for pending sales of previously owned U.S. homes fell to a record low in June as buyers sat on the sidelines, a survey from the National Association of Realtors showed on Tuesday.

The Realtors said its Pending Home Sales Index, based on contracts signed in June, fell to a record low 75.7 from a revised 77.7 in May. Economists polled by Reuters had expected a rise of 0.6 percent.

Sounds like they…didn’t expect it, or something.

And that refrain again:

US Factory Orders Drop for Second Straight Month

Factory orders fell in June for the second straight month due to lower demand for steel, construction machinery and aircraft.

Monkey blow on the government dole is starting to look pret-tee good right now…

Sun Visits Al Gore’s Massage Parlor

Portland police are “investigating”

Astronomers from all over the world witnessed the huge flare above a giant sunspot the size of the Earth, which they linked to an even larger eruption across the surface of Sun.

The explosion, called a coronal mass ejection, was aimed directly towards Earth, which then sent a “solar tsunami” racing 93 million miles across space.

Images from the SDO hint at a shock wave travelling from the flare into space, the New Scientist reported.

Experts said the wave of supercharged gas will likely reach the Earth on Tuesday, when it will buffet the natural magnetic shield protecting Earth.

It is likely to spark spectacular displays of the aurora or northern and southern lights.

“This eruption is directed right at us,” said Leon Golub, of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics (CfA).

“It’s the first major Earth-directed eruption in quite some time.”*

*well, the first since Al watched his own movie, at least.

Spam Du Jour

Thought I’d be classy with the title. That’s French, you know. Nuance, I’m all about the nuance.

Anyhow, I enjoyed this one in the filter:

Advantageously, the article is actually the greatest topic on curing acne naturally.

I live to serve, folks!

Contango Is Complicated?

No, this isn’t a reference to Fausta.

It’s about supposedly smart people, people who are trusted with billions of dollars, investing in things they don’t understand…and then crying when things don’t go so well

Investors have poured billions into exchange-traded funds that attempt to track the prices of raw materials. But when commodities go up, commodity ETFs often don’t.

…An ETF, which can be bought or sold like a stock, attempts to track the price of a particular basket of assets — tech stocks, for instance, or high-yield bonds, or commodities ranging from wheat to gold.

…People who would never think of buying a tanker of crude oil or a silo of wheat could now put both commodities in their 401k’s. Suddenly, everybody was a speculator.

And some were losing big. The commodity ETFs weren’t living up to their hype, and the reason had to do with a word Wolf had never heard. As he browsed the blogs, he says, “I’m seeing people talking about something called contango. Nobody would define it.”

Wolf called his broker and asked about contango. “I don’t know what it is,” he replied.

We have an old saying in the commodity biz (and I suspect lots of other businesses have the same saying): If you want to make a little money in commodities…start with a lot.

Commodities are exceedingly volatile, they always have been, and of late we’ve been blown out of the water because of folks like those above. These large investment funds come in with insane amounts of money and they buy the markets because they want to be “long commodities.” Since they’re used to trading stocks they think that that’s all they need to do but our markets trade differently; our markets are designed to (in theory) convert to the underlying commodity at a point in the not-too-distant future (that’s why they’re called “futures” markets)…which means that unless you want to take actual physical delivery of, say, 200 tons of cotton or 50,000 bushels of Hard Winter Wheat you need to sell that position out and roll it forward. In a “contango” or “carry” market the deferred positions are higher than the nearby. If you trade the physical commodity this is a good thing, a necessary thing, because those higher prices help cover your “cost of carry” for the physical commodity: things like the monthly cost of storage, the cost of insurance, interest charges, etc. But if you are a clueless investment firm this means that when you sell your nearby position and buy the next position forward you are paying a higher price for the new position…and thus losing money.

Obviously, this is someone else’s fault.

“If it wasn’t a rigged game,” he says, “I could figure it out. But it is a rigged game.”

No, it’s not a rigged game.

As with anything: if you don”t understand it, you shouldn’t be in it.

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Gee, put up a post about your Representative and within a few minutes you too will get a visit from “someone” working at the House of Representatives.

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Hi Rush!

Why don’t you come back and meet with your constituents instead of having these “Telephone Town Hall” meetings?

Rush Holt: Proudly Hiding From New Jersey’s 12th District

Oops! My bad: his site says “Proudly serving“. These old eyes of mine ain’t what they used to be…

Can’t blame him, really. Considering what happened last year and looking at how well his buddy Pete Stark is doing in his town halls…hell, I’d run and hide from my constituents too.

Last thing you need are voters getting uppity and asking informed questions about legislation you’ve never read. The nerve.

Survey Says:

Three-quarters of non-Muslims believe Islam has provided a negative contribution to British society, according to a new poll, which has prompted calls for Muslims to help improve the perception of their faith.

The study for the Islamic Education and Research Academy (iERA) also found that 63% of people surveyed did not disagree with the statement “Muslims are terrorists” and 94% agreed that “Islam oppresses women”. It included qualitative as well as quantitative data. One respondent said: “”If I had my way I’d kick them all [Muslims] out of here.”

…Despite the widespread negative perceptions of Islam, iERA believes the fact that most opinions were formed in ignorance of the faith indicates that Muslims can positively influence them.

I’m shocked this came out of Britain, frankly. As for turning those negative perceptions around…

…Although the survey indicated people may not be willing to listen – 60% said they preferred not to receive any information about religion, while 77% did not agree in any way that Muslims should do more to teach people about their faith – Tzortzis believes they will if they are shown that religion is relevant.

“We need to show that it [Islam] encompasses all the things in your life whether social or practical,” he said.

“We had one of the biggest economic crises and we had no Islamic scholar saying the Islamic [financial] model wasn’t as affected and might be relevant.

Good luck with that, pal. I hadn’t noticed “the Islamic model” was exactly a force of modern global commerce ~ “modern”, as in “last 400 years” ~ which is probably why it was unaffected. Of course, circuitous logic is also an Islamic specialty.

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