My New Toy

Well, okay, so I avoided for a day the Costco binge.

But surely a feller has to buy something, right?

Behold my new toy:

a 22.5 inch Weber OTG.

So now I have a totally awesome gas grill, a totally awesome smoker and now a totally awesome charcoal grill.

Life is, well, just grand.

Now if only my sweet girls would get home!

Oh, and sorry about the total decrepitude appearance of the deck. We’ve not had any rain for nearly four weeks, so I decided to do my part to end the drought: I power washed the deck and took off all this week so I could stain it anew, as the long stretches of dry weather would be perfect for such a herculean task.

My cunning plan worked brilliantly: it rained tonight.

I May Need To See A Doctor

I went to Costco yesterday.

My Bride is out of town.

My Daughter is out of town.

And yet…I bought nothing.

I’ve never ever walked into Costco and not bought something. And with my Beloveds out of town I had the perfect opportunity to buy things and hide them.

Yet I demurred.

I need to see a doctor.

No Cows Or Swine Were Injured In The Making Of This Post

And there’s something about that that just ain’t right, I freely admit

Last night for dinner I pan-fried some cod all a’slathered with blackening seasoning and had a side of very cold cherry tomaters and cukes in a red wine and cilantro vinaigrette.

Rather tasty.

Blues Video Is Always Worth the Posting

…even if the truth of the report isn’t. But I know they meant well.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Exciting Sports Decision Announced!

The real one we’ve been anxiously awaiting

BERLIN (Reuters) — Germany’s oracle octopus Paul picked Spain to beat the Netherlands in the World Cup final on Sunday in a live television broadcast watched across Europe.

Economic Stimulus Primer

From an email I received today:

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another Economic Stimulus payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment ?

It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala.

If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !

Sadly, this makes far more sense to me than it probably should; well, ignoring the tattooed prostitute bit, of course.

Could One of These Things Possibly…

Temperature records set at Reagan National, BWI

…At BWI the new record of 101 was set at 1:46 p.m. The old record for the day was 99 set in 1993.

…have something in common with another?

You bet your ass…phalt.

And I Seem To Find The Happiness I Seek

When we’re out together

dancing cheek to cheek…

How Lovely Is Thy Watering Place

Thy figs

and blackberries

crieth out

Yea for the wat’ring can.

Granted Ebola Is An Overindulged Monster, BUT, Had THIS Been Him?

Even I would have been forced to cut his body into tiny bits and fling the Hefty bag full of them into a median on the Parkway kill speak harshly to him.

After breakfast, his parents left for their jobs, and Scott Nicholson, alone in the house in this comfortable suburb west of Boston, went to his laptop in the living room. He had placed it on a small table that his mother had used for a vase of flowers until her unemployed son found himself reluctantly stuck at home.

The daily routine seldom varied. Mr. Nicholson, 24, a graduate of Colgate University, winner of a dean’s award for academic excellence, spent his mornings searching corporate Web sites for suitable job openings. When he found one, he mailed off a résumé and cover letter — four or five a week, week after week.

Over the last five months, only one job materialized. After several interviews, the Hanover Insurance Group in nearby Worcester offered to hire him as an associate claims adjuster, at $40,000 a year. But even before the formal offer, Mr. Nicholson had decided not to take the job.

Rather than waste early years in dead-end work, he reasoned, he would hold out for a corporate position that would draw on his college training and put him, as he sees it, on the bottom rungs of a career ladder.

“The conversation I’m going to have with my parents now that I’ve turned down this job is more of a concern to me than turning down the job,” he said.

“Dead-end” work is “$40,000 a year”? A “conversation” with his parents to explain the rock solid logic (“reasoned”) behind turning such a miserable offer down? (major dad would be telling him to call for an ambulance before starting said conversation because said child’d be needing one by the time it was through.)

What an insipid, entitled, privileged little snot. And yet another social by-product of those T-ball self esteem, no red ink life lessons.

Another Reason Why Border Security Matters

Hint: it involves the word “Security”

I’ve been stating for a while that securing the border with Mexico is a matter of national security. Long-term readers of this blog also know that Hezbollah is carrying out operations in Latin America, frequently associated with drugs. Now this,
Hezbollah leader living across US border in Tijuana.

…A surveillance operation focused on Hezbollah leader, Jameel Nasr, resulted in his arrest at his Tijuana home. Nasr employed Mexican nationals with family ties to Lebanon for his Hezbollah/Mexico network.

A Hezbollah honcho arrested? Oh how the tears will be flowing at CNN!

But no worries! DOJ has their Best Man on it!

“Setting immigration policy and enforcing immigration laws is a national responsibility,” US Attorney General Eric Holder said in the statement.

Yes. And when you fail to do your job the states have the right and the responsibility to do it.

Speaking of Natural Disasters: You All Will Be Delighted to Learn Ebola Has Started Weather School

…and heartened indeed to hear his instructor points out which part of the daily lesson can be used to debunk what spurious Global Warming claim.

Finally, a real example of your tax dollars at work.

Perhaps President Katrina Hasn’t Noticed That the Only Recent (i.e.: Last THREE HUNDRED YEARS) Contributions to the World of Math and Science

…his Islamic friends have made have been those very same stonings/shootings/soccer stadium executions/nose slicing offings/girls’ school bombings/you get the idea in an attempt to keep their followers sheeple as ignorant, sexually compliant and enslaved as possible. Krauthammer noticed.

I think quite a few of us did. major dad said someone on HotAir pointed out they have improved suicide vest technology, so one in the jihadi column, I guess. Achmed the Dead terrorist would beg to differ.

I have to mention I’ve met Gen. Bolden, as he’s a fellow VMA (AW) 242 Bat. He was a colonel then, and back for a visit, having been selected for the astronaut program the year prior to my reporting to the squadron. Everyone was all a twitter about him showing up in the head shed and word shot down to the hangar like wild fire. He certainly was impressive and it wasn’t just to my LCpl eyes. You could tell the younger officers had a serious case of hero worship, the middling company grade were thinking, “I can get there someday” and looking for clues how, and the older guys, one or two had been pups at the tail end of Viet Nam with him, schmaybe had a touch of green eyed monster. He took time to talk to everyone ~ again, some of our enlisted senior SNCO’s had been on the flightline in Viet Nam with him, but he was cordial to a fault to all who crossed his path. That could be his problem now, eh? But, anyway.

It was pretty cool. I mean, who’d ever met an astronaut before?

But I’ve come close before, oh, YES, I HAVE.

I DID get schmacked in the face by a frozen wad of unbroken confetti paper thrown from a skyscraper window at John Glenn’s ticker tape parade in New York City. In the festive Global Cooling of 1962. There I am!

I’m probably in front of the guy with the hat here.^ Not sure. Sorta looks like me.
‘Bout knocked my 6 year old gourd off it’s little shoulders…

Could explain a lot. Now, where were we? Space cadet…muslim math and science…no child left behind…

What sort of parents take a 3 year old and a 6 year old to a New York ticker tape?

Man, I am SO sending BP a bill for this.

I Must Admit That When I Saw This Headline

Blimp expected to arrive to help track oil slick

My first thought was of Michael Moore.

Does that make me a bad person?

“Blast Them Back To The Stone Age” Only Works…

…if they’ve left the Stoning Age

(CNN) — A veteran Iranian human rights activist has warned that Sakineh Mohammadie Ashtiani, a mother of two, could be stoned to death at any moment under the terms of a death sentence handed down by Iranian authorities.

…Ashtiani, 42, will be buried up to her chest, according to an Amnesty International report citing the Iranian penal code. The stones that will be hurled at her will be large enough to cause pain but not so large as to kill her immediately.

…Article 74 of the Iranian penal code requires at least four witnesses — four men or three men and two women — for an adulterer to receive a stoning sentence, said Ahadi, of the International Committee Against Stoning. But there were no witnesses in Ashtiani’s case. Often, said Ahadi, husbands turn wives in to get out of a marriage.

Our State Department has, of course, written a very strong letter

In Washington, the State Department has criticized the scheduled stoning, saying it raised serious concerns about human rights violations by the Iranian government.

“We have grave concerns that the punishment does not fit the alleged crime, ” Assistant Secretary of State P.J. Crowley said Thursday. “For a modern society such as Iran, we think this raises significant human rights concerns.”

Gosh, I’m sure Imadinnerjacket is just quaking in his slippers over that fiery denunciation from one of Hillary’ toadies.

This Administration really has got that whole “shining city on a hill” bit down cold, don’t they?

I know I’m feeling inspired.

A Patriotic Midnight Snack

followed the next morning by a not-so-terribly-patriotic-but-still-damned-tasty breakfast

…And Among These Are Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of…

Gluttony. I mean, really, isn’t that the true fount of happiness?

A little Freedom Wine to signify the crucial assistance rendered to us by France

And then some NY Strips to represent the open plains with all that waving wheat and some scallops to add a bit of that wonderful sea-to-shining-sea atmosphere?

Ah…

Never Have I Been So Grateful for the Courage of So Few


HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!

Send some warm, warm thoughts to your fellow red, white and bluers on the front lines in Afghanistan and still patrolling streets in Iraq as well, will ya?

My sentiments are as true for them as for our forefathers and, to coin a phrase, “ain’t that America?”

How lucky are we?

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

“A Piece of the High Life”

You gotta love these guys.

EVERY CAP OR TAB = A TEN CENT DONATION
Toward High Life experiences for returning Veterans

For every High Life cap or tab you drop off at select retailers or mail in, Miller will donate 10-cents toward High Life Experiences for returning vets. Up to a million dollars will go toward paying soldiers’ way into sports events, concerts, outdoor adventures and more.
Live the High Life. Give the High Life.



I hear Windell’s voice, I smile.

Drink up, Shriners!

AP Shocker

They’ve discovered that Government run health care will suck

CHICAGO – Emergency rooms, the only choice for patients who can’t find care elsewhere, may grow even more crowded with longer wait times under the nation’s new health law.

That might come as a surprise to those who thought getting 32 million more people covered by health insurance would ease ER crowding. It would seem these patients would be able to get routine health care by visiting a doctor’s office, as most of the insured do.

Gee, who could have seen this coming?

If Uncle Sugar Will Be Picking Up The Tab…

Why bother looking?

The unemployment rate fell as more people out of work gave up on their job searches and left the labor force. People who are no longer looking for work aren’t counted as unemployed.

Smoke and mirrors, baby.

At the Stroke of Midnight

…Cinderella kept a shoe?

You need look no further than this morning’s news.

Congress, at the eleventh hour, passes an extension of the closing date on the home buyer tax credit. (“Homebuyers with contracts signed by April 30 who failed to go to closing by the June 30 deadline will now have until September 30 to complete their purchases.“)

It was supposed to expire at midnight last night.

Or was it the pumpkin?

Nah. WE got the pumpkin.

…I can’t tell you how many calls we got here in the CNBC DC bureau from Realtors claiming there would be “rioting in the streets” (I’m not kidding—and that was a Connecticut Realtor) and PR reps for industry types offering endless “experts” to discuss the “vital” need for the extension.

You can imagine what was going on a block up from my office on Capitol Hill.

So, lo and behold, before midnight last night, a stand-alone measure made its way through the Senate, as the House had passed it the day before…

…Many Realtors also moonlight as state legislators, city council members, mayors and school board presidents; if you think members of Congress don’t understand that, think again.

“Certainly we have been talking to more people in the past number of years than ever before,” admits NAR’s chief economist Lawrence Yun. “We are fortunate in terms of members of Congress willing to listen to our members.”

Gee, No Reason To Want And Make Our Borders Secure

Nope, none at all

(CNN) — A shootout near the U.S.-Mexico border between rival groups with ties to organized crime left 21 people dead Thursday, Mexican police officials said.

Two groups authorities believe were involved in drug and human trafficking clashed in a deserted area about 12 miles south of the border, Sonora State Police spokesman Jose Larrinaga Talamantes told CNN.

Yep, we need to let these folks come over and become InstaCitizens.

Update: Oh yawn

(CNN) — Two high-ranking public officials were shot and killed in Mexico late Wednesday, making for four such attacks in the past two weeks. Three of the deadly assaults happened this week.

Civics Lesson Number 5: How to Get Booted Off a Civil Jury

by ths.

Right before you head out the door to the courthouse for the fourth day of the trial:

Take 1 ea. 30 lb. scottie. Attach 1 ea. upper and lower opposing fang to the right ear of 1 ea. 102 lb. labradork. Sprinkle blood splatter liberally around front foyer to be noticed ONLY upon saying goodbye to 1 ea. major dad. Who heads out anyway.

Dial Dr. Bill’s number with one hand while applying pressure to flesh wound with other. Leave message.

Dial Judicial Assistant number with one hand while applying pressure to flesh wound with other.

Get excused an hour and a half later.

Reapply pressure to flesh wound.

Works like a charm and only sets you back a couple hundred bucks on any given day.

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