According to My Sources
…they’ve cancelled “The Night Stalker”. That makes Thursday night officially a dank, black oubliette.
…they’ve cancelled “The Night Stalker”. That makes Thursday night officially a dank, black oubliette.
…but I just couldn’t resist this one. You’re a guy (or were one, originally), you’re in the LADIES ROOM and your staff still gets to rough up someone?
Michael Jackson beat it after a startled woman starting taking his picture while he was attending to his toiletry in the ladies’ room in a Dubai shopping mall. A 37-year-old Tunisian woman spotted Jackson wearing a T-shirt, trousers and traditional Arab women’s headscarf, according to the Khaleei Times. The horrified woman screamed and started snapping the star’s picture with a cellphone camera. but Jackson’s staff reportedly confiscated the pics.
And what the hell are your goons doing in the girl’s room? If it was any other person caught in an Islamic ladies WC, they’d be in a black oubliette for the rest of their natural (or un-natural in his case) days. If they were lucky. I’d read where this manufactured freak was moving permanently out of the country. Instead, he should be in prison for what he’s doing to his children.
…in a bold bid to have modern art masterpieces to peddle for Friday’s Gallery Night, so THS blogging* will be sporadic and mostly unintelligible. Mostly.
*Except for that new, right hand turn in the track. Now that is really bugging me. Dampening the creative spirit. I need another can of paint…
…and how badly we need it.
Kyrgyzstan has accused the US of reneging on a promise to review past payments made by the Pentagon for use of its Manas air base and is threatening to limit access to the facility, which is crucial to US operations in Afghanistan.
No, not Mr. Summers’ goat. The French. (Of course, I think we’ve suspected the “shriveled” all along.)
Ah, the arresting cast of bombastic weasels that comprise the upper echelons of Escambia County government are at it again, praise Jesus. Only this time, they’ve decided to go as a touring ensemble and share the love on the road.
Escambia County Sheriff Ron McNesby, Escambia County Commissioner Mike Whitehead, the Rev. Gordon Godfrey of Marcus Pointe Baptist Church and 15 other local residents are among 46 people charged with violating numerous hunting laws in Wisconsin.
…”I’d never been there before,” McNesby said. “I was there for about an hour one day and an hour the next, but I didn’t shoot anything.”
White Hunters, Black Hearts
Escambia County Sheriff Ron McNesby describes how County Administrator George Touart (left) saw, in the glare of the jack-light, a chronically wasted deer leaning down to drink at a forest pond and shouted “Blast HIM!!” Sheriff Ron said he respectfully declined, choosing to leave all of the Lord’s creatures in peace. Especially since he was never there, anyway. ©TPI
…BLAMMO !!! They channel James Watt. On Yahoo is chipper news about the woods…
Forest covering an area about the size of Greece disappears each year around the world, but replanting efforts are beginning to reverse the trend, according to a report by the UN Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO).
But on Wunderkraut, it’s just WOOD CHIPPER news.
( I’d normally add how fetching he looks during his TV appearence, but I’m not speaking to him. “Drainage”, indeed.)
…or get your opportunistic MUG on TV.
Rev. Jackson calls T.O. punishment ‘much too severe’
Puh-leez.
I mean the REAL MAN Bruce,
not the scruffy guy that sings
It’s about these guys. It’s about these guys who do what they are asked to do for very little money to defend and fight for what they consider to be freedom. And it’s not just for this country. It’s for the world. It is time for terrorism to stop. And the United States is the country that can stop it. And that’s what they’re doing over there.
Swill salute to the Blogfaddah.
We’re so GLAD you’re home from Kuwait, safe and sound…
…we could KISS YOU!!!
Well, Bingley wants to anyway. I can wait.
Our dishwasher has died. Well, to be more precise, we’ve decided that something of its vintage is not worth sinking $300 into to repair.
My heartfelt suggestion to my bride that it wouold be very theraputic for her, in order to releave the stress and tension of her days, what with all the student problems and disappointments, to do the dishes by hand for a few weeks was surprisingly not well received; I’m constantly amazed how women mis-interpret men’s compassionate and concerned suggestions in such a manner.
Anyhow, we scoped out a hot little Kitchenaid beauty dressed demurely in black last night, so soon she shall be ours!
But we’re #3 on Google searches for “Cheerleader Action Shots”!!
A welcome to all those so seeking, but you will be somewhat disappointed!
The ocean takes on a completely different color and character, and you get these “English Seascape” clouds shining in the crisp light…
And the colors on the leaves have turned into all the hues of yellow and orange that one could want…
Now if I could only convince them to stay on the trees.
UPDATE FROM Lt. SARAH:
For many Marines in this unit, including several of my Marines, this is their third deployment in 3 years and at least the second Christmas in a row they’ve missed. I can definitely give you some suggestions for things we’d like/need/want out here: RedBull, beef jerky, hard candy, movies, music, packs of tuna, oatmeal, healthy snacks, magazines, and good books. Honestly, they said don’t send a ton of cookies, because around Christmas-time we get inundated with those sort of things from groups and they are trying to be healthy! (from my Marines! {:^) ). It is cold here already and the rainy season will start soon. We are supposed to be here until early/mid March. Um… let’s see, I’m trying to think of other stuff that might be relevant or helpful. I think that’s about it for now. Honestly, though, ANYthing you guys send will be AWESOME. And, yes, letters and cards from people, even though they don’t know them, are always great, too.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Wise words from Cullen…
I read one to two books a day over there because of the availability.
Hard candy and beef jerkey is great. Do they have access to microwaves? Microwave Mac and cheese was a great thing. The things my wife sent me most were coffee, Mac and cheese and magazines. Cookies and such are nice, but like Sarah said, it’s hard to stay in shape there esp. ’cause you can’t keep a regular PT program going a lot of the time.
and a really good question about hand held games from Faith (which jeffS says they love, but adds “Don’t forget to send along extra batteries!”) got me thinking I needed to email Sarah again…
Yes, hot cocoa is great. Also, tea and coffee are consumed in large amounts here. We do have microwaves, or, at a minimum, the ability to make hot water in a coffee pot and pour it on oatmeal, mac n’ cheese, tea, etc. Oh and as far as movies go, if people want to send those, tell them to send DVD’s not VHS. Everyone out here has either a laptop or DVD player to watch movies on.
I guess I need to actually write up a suggestions list, since there are so many different things one could send that would help out.
(A THS P.S.: Add corn nuts and sunflower seeds to the list, too)
This is a list I asked Sarah to work up, for all of those other things they might need/like that you all have been asking me about ~ and I don’t have a clue! Now, don’t think you can’t send cookies if you’d planned to! We’ve got a great diversity of folks all doing different things, so there’s not going to be millions from us and it’s gonna work out fabulously, I just know it. If you all could let me know what you decide to send your Marine(s), I’ll do a running ledger and try to keep things even-steven. Don’t worry about letting me know if you’re sending cards/notes ~ that’s icing on the cake and we so appreciate everything you all do.
But the Chief’s gotta go.
The governing body, however, said Chief Illiniwek remains a “hostile and abusive” image of American Indians.
Personally, I think the guy’s a stud.
“because insurgents don’t know about happy hour,”
The Off Duty Beer Helmet, made from stuff they’re already wearing anyway.
“It’s bad enough that our soldiers in Iraq have to drink non-alcoholic beer,” notes Ron, DrinkingStuff’s chief product designer, “add to that the fact they may be shot at while drinking it and you can see there’s a problem waiting to be solved.”
Thank God for American ingenuity. Bingley has two
and he’s just in New Jersey…
“We’re walking around and people are looking at us suspiciously, asking ‘Is this what Muslim women are like? Are they oppressed?’ That directly offends us,” said Sada Ahmed, Harper College student.
“The statement was that people or women wearing the hajad, or veil, are repressed. These women that are walking around campus don’t feel that way. They feel liberated wearing the veil,” said Ahmed Rehab, Council on American-Islamic Relations.
As opposed to being indirectly offended? What? I missed this when it happened. Maybe you did too.
UPDATE: Okay, I have bloodied my puddies typing them to the bone to get emails out with your Marine’s name and address on them. I did ask for a reply, so I have an idea of who actually got what I sent out, but PLEASE to let me know if your email didn’t arrive. Or, if this is the first you’ve heard of our grand plan and would like to, are foaming at the mouth to, help make Thanksgiving and Christmas a little cheerier for a small group of our Marines in Iraq.
Ebola is on his very own, first, self-bought-and-paid-for jaunt. He had a lovely flight into Et-lanta from Bangla-cola, but the leg from Et-lanta to Salt Lake City was educational. His in-flight meal?
A granola bar.
Man, is he cranky.
“We will never back down. We will never give in. We will never accept anything less than complete victory,”
…he means it and that the American people stay the course.
More from Don Surber.
Things should really get rockin’ pretty soon. Why? Oh, man! Did I neglect to mention this weekend is…
$60 MILLION to get any job is obscene. O.B.S.C.E.N.E. You need to talk to this kid:
18-year-old holds 2-vote lead in mayoral race
Sessions used $700 from a summer job to fund his race
Go read Ken, too.
“I’d say that’s a little over the top. Is he God now?“
A Dover, PA resident about Pat Robertson’s latest articulation of all the love in his heart. Now, send him $10 so he can keep the spirit flowing.